What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

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Members are discussing the process of screening names on birth certificates, sharing unusual names they have encountered, and discussing the implications of changing names legally. Some members mention specific names they have encountered, while others talk about the history of certain names and the process of changing names legally. The discussion also touches on the publication of upcoming weddings in newspapers and the practice of announcing name changes for adoption and building variances.

As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

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I once had a coworker who named her son Lemon (pronounced le-MON).

Working in the prison system you see some weird names too. I have seen a Precious, a Master, a Lawyer and a Senator. Also a Jairus (not sure where that one came from). No wonder they wound up doing time.

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Honestly I don't believe anyone is named ***, la-a, lemonjello, orangejello, female, abcde. Let's not post the same urban legends over and over again like the other thread.

Not an urban legend!! I worked peds on an Air Force Base & we have these names.

Abcde (pronounced abcedy) mom was ****** when I said her middle name because I thought the computer made an error.

We have multiple families who's kids have the same first name.

Darius Jake

Darius Jack

Darius Mack

No joke really!! We hated it because their charts were always messed up.

We had an orangello and lemongello.

Ocean Breeze (first & middle)

Ppl are really psycho wish it was an urban legend!! Poor kids!!

Ah, almost forgot my patient with the first name of Semen. The last name makes it even better, but I wont post it. He is foreign, though I don't know which nationality.

Specializes in LTC, OR.
catman88 said:
Ah, almost forgot my patient with the first name of Semen. The last name makes it even better, but I won't post it. He is foreign, though I don't know which nationality.

Most likely he is Russian or Ukranian. I don't see anything wrong about this name as it is taken from the Bible (English version is Simon). Take care.

scceda said:
Most likely he is Russian or Ukranian. I don't see anything wrong about this name as it is taken from the Bible (English version is Simon). Take care.

*** is in the bible, too; but no one names their child "***"...

Specializes in LTC, OR.
aTOMicTom said:

*** is in the bible, too; but no one names their child "***"...

Go ahead and do this if you like. I'm not really sure what do you mean by your reply. If you don't like foreign names, suck it up.

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aTOMicTom said:

*** is in the bible, too; but no one names their child "***"...

So what?

Oh, I DO like "foreign names"; in fact both my children have them! Just not the ones which denote bodily fluids, nether regions, or objectionable motions.:eek:

In the US "Semen" is not a kid's name. Sorry. But thanks for the SEMantics lesson!

Ah, almost forgot my patient with the first name of Semen.. .

...If you don't like foreign names, suck it up.

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Ahhhh, hahaha. Your joke went right over my head. I get it now. Hilarious!

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Oh, I DO like "foreign names"; in fact both my children have them! Just not the ones which denote bodily fluids, nether regions, or objectionable motions.:eek:

In the US "Semen" is not a kid's name. Sorry. But thanks for the SEMantics lesson!

Semen Name Meaning - Ukrainian Boy Semen

Knew a girl names Marida--dad was Marvin, mom was Ida, put them together and get Marida.

Went to school with a Rainbow--in the late 80's, so you know she got teased for Rainbow Brite.

Mom worked with a Harry Pitts.

Sis has an in-law who emigrated, name was Horronomous Peter, but they had to Americanize it, so they renamed him Harry Peter.

Saw a name in the phone book of Richard Head. You know what the nickname for Richard is, right?

My nephews half sister is named Winter Isis. Her sister is Hallow Eve Ghostly.

Poor kids.

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