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With all the news going around about MRSA infections, I got to thinking......if only I could concoct a "curative" lavender scented Vancomycin room spray....
Therefore I ask, what would your most useful nursing device, invention, or concoction be? Hmmmm......Valium "flavored" pixy dust.....attitude adjustment darts (they come in cardiologist strength, surgeon strength, I am the doctor strength and a slew of other effective varieties.
Or a computer charting system that's cell-phone based. You would just speak into it, saying things like "temp 98.6 degrees, 300 cc's urinary output, etc.." and it would transcribe into the computer charting system. You would just sit down at the end of your shift to review it.
Wow, that sounds great!!!! You win the top prize!
An ejection seat to put at the patient's bedside to get rid of those annoying visitors- the ones who won't leave, won't get out of the way, eat in front of your NPO patient. You could put those at the nurses' station, to get rid of anyone who just won't get up. You could also put one at the triage desk in the ER: "why are you here today?" "I have this hangnail..." ZAP! "NEXT!!"
Excellent. I remember years ago reading about a system where nurses dictated their notes into little hand-held whazzits as they made their rounds. Not sure where that was or what became of it.Or a computer charting system that's cell-phone based. You would just speak into it, saying things like "temp 98.6 degrees, 300 cc's urinary output, etc.." and it would transcribe into the computer charting system. You would just sit down at the end of your shift to review it.
1. feeding robots that analyze stomach content, bowel sounds, and feed/drink with every other movement, so nurses can get off my back about VS!
2. Tranquilzer dart systems for when patients are agitated and getting out of their rooms on bad hips, ala Indiana jones and the temple of doom....Whoops, you didn't duck by the statue of florence nightengale in the wall!
3. The magic bullet poop pill so cranky old men can relax when they haven't pooped by 12 hours after sx....
4. Enema robots, cause I'm sick of em!
5. A anti-gossip detector, to flag down nurses who are talking too much out of school....
6. Mild electrical shocks hooked up to PCAs, so when they can't push the buttons they're reminded of that fact...
7. Conveyor belts between bed and bathroom.
AND whirlpool/sauna in the staff break room! LOL.
PS, they do make NG tubes to get those pills down faster....
elizabells, BSN, RN
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A butt-patter for those cranky gut/methadone/PPHN babies in the NICU who just. Will. Not. Sleep. unless you're patting them. I'd be the hero of all NICUs everywhere.