TV shows and movies that are ruined, because you know better

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So many TV shows and movies take place, at least in part, in a medical setting. When you're a nurse, you automatically notice the severe errors in the scenery, which ruins the show. Or maybe it's just me.

I was watching the very first episode of ER (as a rerun, this is fairly recently) where the nurse- what was her name? I'm getting old- OD'd and was brought into the ER on a stretcher. I jumped off the couch and started shouting, "Chest tubes?!? She has two Atrium chest tubes there. For a drug overdose???"

It seems like the directors of these shows assume that the more medical-looking stuff they throw in there, the more realistic it will seem.

On TV, the "patient" almost always has his O2 cannula on incorrectly. And I can't count how many times I've seen the actor-patient surrounded by medical equipment that is totally irrelevant to his illness. Oh, there's a vent nearby, and some vent tubing on the bed, for no apparent reason. Sometimes you'll see an EKG monitor in the background and the rhythm displayed there totally doesn't match what's going on with the "patient". (Many times, it's a fatal rhythm, but the patient is alert and talking.)

And the IV pumps/ bags etc... It's all wrong, all wrong, and I can't stand it.

Also, I'm a huge Stephen King fan, but in two of his books he has patients who are on ventilators who suddenly wake up and start talking... with the ventilator still in place. (The Dead Zone, and Desperation.)

It also chaps my ### when the nurse is wearing whites, with a skimpy white skirt, with a white nurse's cap... in a modern day setting. (If the movie is taking place in 1970, that's different, but I'm talking about shows set in modern times.) Inevitably, if the nurse says anything at all, it is something stupid.

Has anyone else been irritated or enraged by things like this? Or am I just over the edge?

I watch Nurse Jackie and I literally fell off my chair when the 2nd year nursing student Zoe ran a respiratory arrest with the help of the stereotypically gay male nurse "Thor". The doctor/everyone else weren't available so Zoe intubates!!!! Patient recovers. Doctor buys Zoe some flowers as a thankyou!! I mean really people!

I like in Mercy when the biggest nursing duty the girls perform is randomly going up to a patient's IV line and "checks the bag"... I know we check our lines etc but it just makes me laugh when I see them do it. And also when Sonia doesn't even wear a uniform and is allowed to talk on her phone during the shift!

Specializes in Medical.
Hah- I managed to find a clip of Holby City- it's hilarious! The rapid diagnoises, the doctors "Exams", etc, etc. And check out the nurse putting on the CPAP machine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEP9u2XYBg

I've yet to see a patient with a GCS of 10 who was that alert and oriented :rolleyes: And does the cardiothoracic resident always walking around with a syringe of local in his pocket?

I couldn't watch past the 3 minute mark!

Yeah, so I was watching Castle the other night... lady with a GSW to the chest is bleeding everywhere and dying in the ER... a few minutes later she is Sitting Up and Chatting and SMILING:barf02:I mean SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Specializes in ED/ICU/TELEMETRY/LTC.

I can't stand it when the patient comes into the ER in asystole and the first thing they do is slap on the paddles (more dramatic I guess than using the AED) and yell CLEAR!!!!!!!!!

Specializes in Geriatric/Sub Acute, Home Care.

TV exagerates everything in life....so more viewers will not get bored, Americans have a very short attention span........Yes, its outrageous, but entertaining if you put the shows in their correct perspective, they are phoney!!!! however I cannot stress that one time as a student nurse I had meds to give at 7 30 in the Am , it was Ferrous Sulfate.....my instructor wasnt on the floor yet and I pondered and worried about giving it.....one pill.....it was almost 8am and still no instructor on the floor...I worried about not giving the med on time.....I gave it......I got in so much trouble....she stated THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.........funny, I said the same thing to myself!!!. Never did that again.

Specializes in Geriatric/Sub Acute, Home Care.

That was a Nurse or a aide in that clip on you tube, I loved the exams too.....especially with the old gent....fully clothed

It drives me batty to so no one with any siderails up. I can't help but say "NO Siderails???" every time, and it irritates the heck out of my husband. It has gotten to the point that I cannot watch any medical shows at all. I used to watch House and Nurse Jackie but my husband got sick of me always saying "Um, no, a doctor would never do that!" Nurse Jackie is a good show but I gave it up completely when Thor (who is gay, of course ALL male nurses are gay) was bragging to the other nurses about a doctor buying him lunch. I was like, REALLY???!!!! I've been in the nursing field 15 years and I don't know anyone who would do that. It was so unrealistic and stupid

Specializes in Oncology, Medical.

I can't exactly remember which show this was - it might have been House but don't quote me on that - but the doc went in to discuss some things with the patient. The patient clearly had a non-rebreather mask on...but the reservoir bag wasn't even a little bit inflated! I couldn't stop laughing because it looked so pointless. My parents thought I was crazy until I explained it to them.

Also, if I ever spot an IV on TV or in a movie, I watch the drip chamber real carefully just to see if anything is actually running.

I love it, too, that every patient seems to have a private room and of course everything looks new and shiny and clean (including the patient!)

I just watched an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman where the fine Dr discussed her patient's health issues with her husband/children around the table, discussed her condition openly on a busy sidewalk, told the patient that she was going to die without an operation in the pt's place of work front of the pt's boyfriend (!) etc. Okay, maybe HIPPA was not "the thing" back in the 1800's :D But dang!

However, Dr. Quinn did wear the earpieces in her stethoscope correctly- AND she read medical journals and case histories in order to provide evidence-based practice :yeah:

Specializes in NICU.

I work in NICU, so the House episode where Chase decides he's going to be a Neonatologist for the week, had me seething. I want to know who they are consulting with.

Foreman: "Your baby's (full term, one day old) blood pressure is 80/40. That's low, very low." WHAT?! Wide? Sure. Low, not by any means.

The snugglies were backwards.

House: "We can cross the TORCH viruses off the list. But CMV is still a possiblity." What do they think the C in TORCH stands for?!

Nurse: "Oh, no! The baby is apnec!" -stands around straing stupidly- Well, smack him on the butt. If that doesn't work, bag him!

Specializes in Occupational health, Corrections, PACU.

And let's not forget the movie Panic Room. One of the principle components of which is Jodie Foster's daughter is slipping into a hypoglycemic coma and she begs the bad guys to just let her have the ....insulin?? LOL! "She has to have her insulin or she will die!" uh, really? Have many consults on that film, did you?

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