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Okay, it's HIPAA, not HIPPA. And, it's JCAHO, not JACHO. And, another one that's been getting to me lately: it's spelled "definitely", not "definately".
Thanks for listenting. Okay. Much better now...
I hear a lot of people say "cut the lights off" instead of "turn the lights off" or "cut the motor off" instead of "turn the motor off." "I'm fixin' to..." is also popular.
I can tolerate spelling errors, but get irritated at a lot of what the previous posters here have mentioned (your/you're, their/there, to/too, etc.)
If you have a Facebook account, here's a rather amusing group (about grammar.)
As a general rule I do not like grammatical mishaps generated by native English-speakers because we have all grown up speaking English and because we have all taken English classes. I also tend to be intolerant because I have a degree in English (and I forget that other people don't! LOL). I have mellowed out as I have gotten older and have realized that it's part of everyday life. The "your" vs. "you're" and "two" "too" "to" debate REALLY gets on my nerves!
However, I have absolutely NO tolerance for mistakes in official documents such as those generated by management...it's extremely unprofessional!:angryfire
Oddly enough, I grew up in Alabama, and to hear me talk, one would think I had absolutely NO command of the English language! I am full of "ain't" and "chester drawers" and "don't do no good" and every other incorrect thing one could say! LOL:lol2:
Actually pronouncing fillet "fill-it" can be a regional thing as well. I used to date an Aussie, and I well remeber grilling beef fill-its on the barbie. *grin*
My mother, who is otherwise a very educated woman, always says "waRsh". (Which also demonstrates according to APA when it is permissible to use a period outside a set of quotation marks.)
Like other people have said, typos, spelling errors, and grammar mistakes don't bother me much on a forum, but when I see them on the news (Like the headline "Church AltEr Vandalized") it drives me absolutley bonkers.
One time after seeing no less than 6 typos during a 30 minute newscast, I couldn't stop myself from calling the station to complain. (And I'm in a major metro, it's not like this is the evening news in a town of 10,000!) I think the town I grew up in (which was a town of 10,000) had better proofreaders. *grin*
Thanks for starting and contributing to this thread! It's been a fun read so far!
Speaking of Typos...Mistakes...Mislabeling...
I went to the grocery store last night and while my husband and I were checking out the steaks we noticed one label looked weird...We were correct! It had a chicken breast label on it! There were about 5 labeled incorrectly...I almost fell over. My husband and I were giggling like 2 little kids in the store. We had to share this with a few people...So, all of us were laughing! He tried to take a picture of it with his cell phone but it didn't work...DARN IT! I would have loved to send that one into Jay Leno's show...
We probably should have checked the Chicken out...
As a general rule I do not like grammatical mishaps generated by native English-speakers because we have all grown up speaking English and because we have all taken English classes. I also tend to be intolerant because I have a degree in English (and I forget that other people don't! LOL). I have mellowed out as I have gotten older and have realized that it's part of everyday life. The "your" vs. "you're" and "two" "too" "to" debate REALLY gets on my nerves!![]()
However, I have absolutely NO tolerance for mistakes in official documents such as those generated by management...it's extremely unprofessional!:angryfire
Oddly enough, I grew up in Alabama, and to hear me talk, one would think I had absolutely NO command of the English language! I am full of "ain't" and "chester drawers" and "don't do no good" and every other incorrect thing one could say! LOL:lol2:
I'm from the South and I love it that I still sound Southern....while I sit here on "ma big ole stack a college degrees". Although when writing professionally, I can pull off sounding like the educated person that I am.
I don't skip the long posts, or long paragraphs, but i fully admit that i skip the 20 line post that is one long sentence. It's way too hard to understand.
It's not that I want to skip the long posts and it's actually not the length that gets me either. The huge block of sentences with no breaks gives me a headache. I need a little break between that many lines . I guess that's what happens when your eyes get old and the brain starts going
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"I'm going to ______. Do you want to go with?"
WITH WHAT?!? With money? With clothes on? With a partridge in a pear tree?
"Fixin' to" doesn't bother me, and now, if I am really tired, it slips out. Granted, I laughed my butt off when I first heard my nephew say he was "fiddinta" get himself a coke.
Has anyone mentioned "expecially" or "heith" instead of height?
You are a nurse after my own heart.But, just so you know, periods and commas go inside quotes, ie. "she said she was neurotic about punctuation, and alas she truly is a tortured soul."
The above works when writing about things people say, but sometimes it is better to put the punctuation outside of the quotation marks. I found this out in a former life as a technical consultant. If we didn't write things exactly as we intended the user to type them in, they'd come back to us. For example, we'd have to write:
Type your password in as "abcd!s7d", without the quotes. If we didn't specify "without the quotes" then people would type them in. Or if we didn't put the quotes there, they would type the comma (or period, if it ended a sentence) almost every time!
Eventually I threw proper punctuation in the toilet and just typed the password at the end of the sentence and skipped both the period and the quotes.
Not exactly nursing related, but related to the grammar/spelling police thread!
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Hmm, but WHY do they do it? Just strange if you ask me. It is more work to type too.
Oh you hit the nail on the head with this one. I usually skip these LONG, drawn out posts and probably many others do too. Posters would probably get more replies with using a few paragraphs and breaking it up into sentences.
It's very hard to read when it's WORK,lol.
My boss is guilty of saying worsh and soder for soda. I hate it!
I'm from NY and say both "close" and "shut" the light. Once in a while I will actually say "turn it off" .