The NCLEX Greatest Hits Vol. 1

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Specializes in Adolescent & Adult Psychiatry.

aloha! allnurses!

while studying for the big test, i needed some comic relief to keep the insanity at a distance. therefore, i created several songs for the nclex; somehow it kept me happy and retained some info as well! hopefully, they will do the same for you if you are preparing for the big day! i hope i bring some comedy relief as well because after all, laughter is the best medicine! ha! take that, propofol!

::and a one, and a two, and a one, two, three...::

twinkle twinkle little nclex

twinkle twinkle little nclex

how i wonder how you'll trick me next

up above my little world so high

i think i see rn next to my name in the sky

twinkle twinkle little nclex

i sometimes wish you were eaten by t-rex.

write write write your pharm

write, write, write your pharm notes

gently on some notecards

learn them, know them, love them, loathe them

just don't engrave a cheat sheet on your arm

practice, practice, practice your meds

until your face turns blue

that's what happens if you get cyanotic

also if you take methylene blue.

rockabye, crazy new grad

rockabye, crazy new grad

how in the world can you not sleep for days?

it's okay though, after studying antepartum

you'll be dozing off right away!

why are these sections so boring?

why do fundamentals take up 15 chapters?

what is up with all these lab values?

i did not go to school to become an accountant!

rockabye, and good night

go to sleep before you wake old uncle ray!

it's okay though, give it a few years,

and you'll be his awesome nurse someday!

n.c.l.e.x. was it's name-oh

there once was a really coole new grad nurse

and she had to take the really big nclex-oh!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.! and nclex was it's name-oh!

it was quite terrifying and had sharp teeth

but she knew she could tackle it in one try-oh!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.! and nclex was it's name-oh!

and if she didn't she wouldn't give up,

but she'll need to find another $350 oh!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.! and nclex was it's name-oh!

so i'll have some fun with this crazy wacky test

and hopefully i won't go bald-oh!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.!

n.c.l.e.x.! and nclex was it's name-oooooooooooooooooooooh!

pop goes the infection control

all around the airborne bush

the gloves, gown, and hepa mask chased the nuuuurse

she turned on the negative air-room pressure and,

pop! goes infection control!

all around the droplet bush

the patient was able to room with a cohoooooooort

but make sure you're not within three feet of them and,

pop! goes infection control!

all around the contact bush

the nurse kept a stethescope in pt's roooooooooom

make sure all guests have on gowns and gloves and,

pop! goes infection control!

thank you! i'll be here all night! i only take cash, blank checks, and money orders! thanks again! you all were great! :yeah:

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Oh my goodness, you are funny NurseThis21. Where did you find the time to come up with some NCLEX songs? Those are cute:wink2:

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These are very cute!!! Nice and creative!!! and informational too!! love it :)

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Specializes in Psych, Skilled Nursing.

one, two, one, two, three lol :)

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hope you can make a compilation volume! lols. laughter is the best medicine.

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Specializes in Adolescent & Adult Psychiatry.

ha! muchas gracias everyone!

i really should make a compilation cd of nclex awesomeness (or lack thereof)! i could even think of creating a book for people who like to study using mnemonic devices!

::sniff sniff:: do i smell a book and cd production in the works? i sure hope so! that way, i can save lives by day and make rhymes by night! :chuckle

a...ma...zing! :heartbeat

have fun in all of your career endeavors!!! :yeah:

nursethis21, bsn, rn :nurse:

uic alumna

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It's very cute and informative!!! I love it. Thanks.

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