The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
On hand. Hee hee!

Yeah, I saw that and was going to say something, but I didn't want y'all to think I'm a perv.

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I am trying to find this amazing post by rnbeauty. There is a poster named rnbeauty but the last post was a couple of years ago. Was this a recent thread?

I don't want to risk this thread being closed or posts being cut, so I can't tell you the complete username.....but this was a brand new person, with his/her FIRST post came out with that beaut. Went on to make a total of four, I think.

Anyway, that post is gone, part of the sani-flush of the thread. I'm telling you, if I had any idea it wasn't a joke, I'd have printed the thing.

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"first of all rnsrwe how dare u tell someone yes to give up on their dreams!"

i think i want to use this as my siggy line. if i dare.

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
The only thing that was missing was a description of the nurse's "heaving breasts."
I believe the preferred romantic hysterical fiction is " heaving bosom, filled with yearning". (Please insert picture of Fabio here)
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i am trying to find this amazing post by rnbeauty. there is a poster named rnbeauty but the last post was a couple of years ago. was this a recent thread?

please don't make us relive the horror of that thread about the nclex. :nono:

on hand. hee hee!

i love the people in this thread... i love all of you!! even if u all b dreeeeeammmmmm killerz!!!

yeah, i saw that and was going to say something, but i didn't want y'all to think i'm a perv.

we already know that... :p

"first of all rnsrwe how dare u tell someone yes to give up on their dreams!"

i think i want to use this as my siggy line. if i dare.

no fair having a better sig than me!

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I believe the preferred romantic hysterical fiction is " heaving bosom, filled with yearning". (Please insert picture of Fabio here)

Perhaps Fomite Scrubs should expand to the romantic novel world?

Her heaving bosoms, filled with fomites...

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Specializes in nursing education.
Perhaps Fomite Scrubs should expand to the romantic novel world?

Her heaving bosoms, filled with fomites...

I hope you mean covered with...cos now I am thinking "aliens!"

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I believe the preferred romantic hysterical fiction is " heaving bosom, filled with yearning". (Please insert picture of Fabio here)

Would that be Fabio's bosom?

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Got it. Most is gone. Much like my night with this thread....

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Specializes in Hospice, HIV/STD, Neuro ICU, ER.
Craziest fomite I've ever seen had wings... for real.

Red wings...

With black dots...

Yes, it was a lady bug infestation...

On the peds floor, no less...

Right outside my child's room...

Cute little fomites, they were... thousands upon thousands of little, flying fomites.

Thank you for finally giving me some motivation and inspiration for my avatar!

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No fair having a better sig than me!

Not to worry....turns out I can't HAVE a siggy line, since I'd have to pay for the privilege. And I'm not going to.

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Perhaps Fomite Scrubs should expand to the romantic novel world?

Her heaving bosoms, filled with fomites...

ew ew EWWWW!

FOOOOmites, nothing more than FOOOOOmites....

trying to forget my fomite's a GLOVE.......

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