The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in nursing education.
Perhaps Fomite Scrubs should expand to the romantic novel world?

Her heaving bosoms, filled with fomites...

I hope you mean covered with...cos now I am thinking "aliens!"

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I believe the preferred romantic hysterical fiction is " heaving bosom, filled with yearning". (Please insert picture of Fabio here)

Would that be Fabio's bosom?

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Got it. Most is gone. Much like my night with this thread....

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Specializes in Hospice, HIV/STD, Neuro ICU, ER.
Craziest fomite I've ever seen had wings... for real.

Red wings...

With black dots...

Yes, it was a lady bug infestation...

On the peds floor, no less...

Right outside my child's room...

Cute little fomites, they were... thousands upon thousands of little, flying fomites.

Thank you for finally giving me some motivation and inspiration for my avatar!

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No fair having a better sig than me!

Not to worry....turns out I can't HAVE a siggy line, since I'd have to pay for the privilege. And I'm not going to.

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Perhaps Fomite Scrubs should expand to the romantic novel world?

Her heaving bosoms, filled with fomites...

ew ew EWWWW!

FOOOOmites, nothing more than FOOOOOmites....

trying to forget my fomite's a GLOVE.......

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Got it. Most is gone. Much like my night with this thread....

Normally I'd be in bed about now, but I can sleep in a bit tomorrow. Will be spending the day making a bunch of foods that take a long time to prepare and cook for tomorrow night's seder, so I'm going to sleep in for awhile...after I get up, it's gonna be GO GO GO!

(but tonight, I'm sipping on my Bacardi and Pepsi, and enjoying the boards)

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Specializes in Hospice, HIV/STD, Neuro ICU, ER.
Alrighty overnight y'all have turned into dream killers who need to grow up on the horror thread. IMHO the horror are the Pollyanna posters who invoke their religion of convenience and blame the big bad NCLEX & the realistic nurses for their failure. Sorry after 3 times your test anxiety is no longer an excuse.

It puts the lotion on It's skin, or It gets the hose again

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It puts the lotion on It's skin, or It gets the hose again

roflmao, and I have NO idea how this relates to the post you quoted! But I still find it quite funny (or should I say "quiet" or "quit"??--sorry, inside-joke-deleted-post-reference)

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It occurs to me that while I have had my two cocktails for the night (over a two-hour period) I am starting to feel smacked. Hmmm....wondering if I've lost my edge? Guess there's a Crusty Old Bat limit. Ah, well, I still think my posts are easier to follow than some who would claim total sobriety.

And I don't. Ha!

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Specializes in OB (with a history of cardiac).
PeepnBiscuits! Now I get it. For the longest time I thought you had the most bizarre screen name, because I was thinking Peep as in PEEP. I couldn't figure out what that had to do with biscuits. Now I get it. Duh.

Y..You do? Do we know each other? :eek:

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
Will be spending the day making a bunch of foods that take a long time to prepare and cook for tomorrow night's seder, so I'm going to sleep in for awhile...after I get up, it's gonna be GO GO GO!
You, too. The local market (kosher) was a nightmare this afternoon.
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