The Farmer + The movies

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    Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir,

what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ever I go, Chuckie goes." I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken.The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge. "I think the guy next to

me is a pervert." "What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all." "Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn."

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:chuckle :roll :kiss that made my day a lot better! thankyou!

canoehead, BSN, RN

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Specializes in ER.

You know, what's funny about that is that two nurses would just nudge each other and say "well... that's peculiar." where anybody else would run screaming from the theatre.


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Hi! I guess I was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to jump in. My name is Marge. :chuckle


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Hi, Marge. Got any more chicken jokes?

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