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4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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by Brian Brian, ASN, RN (Member)

Brian has 16 years experience as a ASN, RN.

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I tend to treat victims. But today you asked for it so I made you one. ::smirks::

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HangInThere has 5 years experience and works as a Staff Nurse.

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"Okay you're right, nurses are NOT overpaid!"

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Abby4031 works as a LTC.

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"That's right honey, all us nurses 'put out' real good!"

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ICU_JOSIE works as a RN.

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Forgive me if this sounds inappropriate ...

"I asked her the difference between light and hard .... she sure is one smart nurse! "

* you can sleep w/ the light on ;)

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(guy on ground) "I think she may have Tourette's of the arm! That, and her trigger is when somebody uses the words, 'mandatory overtime'!"

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Nurse: "That stain on my pants is from my patient ripping out his IV, so NO, this had NOTHING TO DO WITH PMS!" (Nurse thinking: Sticking it to the man! Wow that felt good!)

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Guy standing: Well, I'm betting those weren't the digits you were hoping for, were they?!

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(guy standing) Well it wasn't the get-to-know-ya conversation, but look of the bright side -- you know she's right handed!

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tewdles has 31 years experience.

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But...my name really is Dr Dick, I'm new in town and I really am going to work with you!

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Oh you're a nurse? Could you take a look at this growth I have?

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Just because they're called "scrubs" doesn't mean I would allow you to scrub them.

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