Tattoos

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I have to pass this one on.

A friends wife is working at out local Womens center.

A woman came in to deliver and the staff noted that she had two tattoos, one on each side of her upper thighs.

One said 'Thanksgiving' and the other said 'Christmas'

When asked the significance of the tattoos she said.............................."I've always heard the best eating was between Thansgiving and Christmas."

:roll

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too funny!!! ha ha ha ha!

you know my mom yelled at me when she finally saw i had gotten a tatoo on my lower back...it's a barbed wire with two hearts...she said that when i get old an wrinkly and a CNA in a nursing home is taking care of me, they are gonna see me from behind and think i've got something hanging from my butt...but at least i didn't get one around my belly button, then when i get pregnant it would look like a plate! hee hee

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Originally posted by Cubby

I have to pass this one on.

A friends wife is working at out local Womens center.

A woman came in to deliver and the staff noted that she had two tattoos, one on each side of her upper thighs.

One said 'Thanksgiving' and the other said 'Christmas'

:roll

Thought the closer was gonna be something about dropping in between the holidays. :p

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

LMAO!!!!!! I rolled a woman over and found a tattoo saggin and baggin on her behind. It was a butterfly that looked like it was going through a metamorphisis :roll tooo funny, this post is!

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had a 14y/o come in to deliver a baby with a homemade tatto above her pubic area with a arrow pointing down that said "just at it" attneding nurse said he must not have been literate or we wouldn't be here today!:D

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