> An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He
> had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
> courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed
> up for swimming when it was built.
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the
> pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping
> in his pond.
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> deep end of the pond.
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
> The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> swim or make you get out of the pond naked."
> "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
> every time.