Should small ones count? (BMs, that is)

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At our place 2 days without bm is automatic prune juice even if they had 2 small ones in a row.

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Man, I'm getting the urge just lookin' at it.
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Specializes in Hospice / Ambulatory Clinic.

"man, i would be sick and tired of prune juice if i lived at your place! what about those who only have a couple bms per week under normal circumstances?"

i know...i have been threatened with bodily harm. not really. but i have had some pretty nasty glares from a few really 'anti-prune juice' residents. mention the juice and they bristle!

i'll come round to your facility sometime with my beet, orange, carrot, spinach juice it's like prune juice on steroids. pretty yummy too.

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Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
I'll come round to your facility sometime with my beet, orange, carrot, spinach juice it's like prune juice on steroids. Pretty yummy too.

That sounds MUCH better than the cocktails I've created, haha. We all know prune juice and MOM. There's also lactulose and hot butter (stole that one from here) and then there's hot coffee and mineral oil - my own creation. YUMMY!!!

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Specializes in Hospice / Ambulatory Clinic.

Maybe start up a nursing home juice bar. Give them names like go now or go later

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Specializes in Cardio-Pulmonary; Med-Surg; Private Duty.
Maybe start up a nursing home juice bar. Give them names like go now or go later

As long as it's not Go-Lytely!

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Specializes in Hospice / Ambulatory Clinic.

LOL no. Though maybe have an antidote called "Please make it stop!!!"

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