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revenge is sweet............

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karenG specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

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Don't get mad....get even!!!

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end, they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit...

Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit...

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she

were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... ...including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

Karen

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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A re- run, but still every bit as funny as the first time ! :rotfl:

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J Lynn has 2 years experience and specializes in Endocrinology.

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Thanks for the laugh. I emailed it to my friends.

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:rotfl: my kind of woman :rotfl:

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Farkinott has 22 years experience as a RN and specializes in Renal, Haemo and Peritoneal.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman at the wheel!, sorry....................................... I mean a woman scorned!

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ha ha ha....this brought back memories. my husband was angry at his boss and left shrimp around his house. i know how badly they smell, he left them sitting in my car overnight first. i am still trying to figure out what i did wrong, or if it was accidental.....

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Burnt Out has 19 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

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He he he... :chuckle

I'll have to remember that one.... :p

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