Pt given porn-calm now

Meriwhen, ASN, BSN, MSN, RN · Jan 3, 2015

Perhaps the Tech needed to hear Woody Allen's Take on Masturbation...

My poor tech was a little on the straight-laced side. He and I were dealing with a male patient crashing off of meth. We're struggling to get this patient off of the bathroom floor and into bed. Said patient was wearing only a hospital gown, and that kept slipping and exposing his genitals. Poor tech would get stressed out every time we got flashed and kept trying to cover him up because I was there.

Eventually, I told my tech that I a. am a nurse, and b. married, so for him not to worry: I've seen a member before

Christy1019, ASN, RN · Jan 3, 2015

There was actually an episode of Grey's Anatomy about a guy who couldn't take any pain meds due to allergies, tolerance or what have you, and instead used Media for the dopamine release to ease his pain lol. When the power went out, Cristina had to tell him dirty stories to control his pain haha!

Whispera, MSN, RN · Jan 3, 2015

...fainting in shock!!!, on back, head turned to one side, drooling, flipflops jiggling in the breeze...

Jules A, MSN · Jan 3, 2015

My poor tech was a little on the straight-laced side. He and I were dealing with a male patient crashing off of meth. We're struggling to get this patient off of the bathroom floor and into bed. Said patient was wearing only a hospital gown, and that kept slipping and exposing his genitals. Poor tech would get stressed out every time we got flashed and kept trying to cover him up because I was there.
Eventually, I told my tech that I a. am a nurse, and b. married, so for him not to worry: I've seen a member before

Heck, I went in psych to stay ABOVE the belt and I have seen more dinky doodles than any poor woman should have to...just saying, lol.