Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 8, 2015

So, does that mean you don't dance, or that you doâ€‹ dance?

Red Kryptonite · Apr 8, 2015

That's a disturbing image to go with my coffee this morning....

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 9, 2015

I kind of think that a dead squirrel would be a little bit better at catching flies than your humor....not that you don't 'stink' sometimes....but your humorous interventions, I dunno, it's just that it's so hard for a fly to lay an egg in something so intangible.

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 9, 2015

"Help me! Heellllllppp meeeee!" ( ^^^ Jeff Goldblum as "The Fly".)

Long Term Care Columnist / Guide · Apr 9, 2015

This reminds me of the single housefly that somehow got through three locked doors to buzz us patients during groups (this was when I was in a psych unit last fall). The thing drove us nuts, but at the same time it was a source of amusement. Someone named it Carl and drew a picture of it, to which I added a poem set to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett. We gave these to our group leader, who was in on the joke.

It's one of those things where you really had to be there to appreciate the hilarity, but considering where we were we had to have SOMETHING to make us laugh!

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 10, 2015

Stay really still, there, Carl, I have to get my swatter.....I'll be right back!

Long Term Care Columnist / Guide · Apr 10, 2015

Okay you guys, I think I just peed myself laughing!!!!!

Safety Coach RN · Apr 10, 2015

Nothing brings a smile to my face more than turning the lights on in the room that everyone tries to take nap in during break, as I weigh a new admit!!

"Oh, sorry about that!"*sncker snicker*

Red Kryptonite · Apr 10, 2015

Dear Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure,

I find myself in the grip of a rage episode, precipitated by yet another overly aggressive forum moderator action which removed one of my excellent jokes. I'm just trying to lighten the mood around here and I think other people's profanity could be edited out without trampling my comedic genius.

What coping strategies do you recommend?

Sincerely,

Red Kryptonite

Safety Coach RN · Apr 10, 2015

I don't knock! I just barge in and the lights come on lol!!!

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 10, 2015

So far, Jacob Rockstar Psych Nurse Action Figure, the only 'action' we've seen is you flapping your jaw (invisibly, I might add.), a moment of cross-dressing, and an obscene splaying of the legs. Methinks your 'action' is almost totally made up of the churning of the cogs in your brain. Only someone with a cerebral orientation like yourself would consider what you do as "action". Maybe you need to have your batteries changed?

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 11, 2015

Dear Jacob Rockstar RN Psychic...oops....Psych Nurse Action Figure,

Has anybody told you that you are like a cross between Marlin Perkins (Mutual of Omaha host from past days on TV's Wild Kingdom) and Stephen Hawking (essentially inert except for his brain)? I don't hold it against you, though. You is what you is. I give you 'Likes' all the time, or at least 99.4% of the time.

Although your 'smile' in post #105 is rather creepy, I think just a little less Botox would help with that.

Not being a psych nurse may effect my responses to your thread, making me somewhat of a 'sigh' nurse. I do appreciate your intent and skewed but PC (psychiactrically correct) humor.

In closing, it is my wish to validate you: Like, Like, Like, Like, Like.

With Utmost Sincerity,

NSIME