3ringnursing BSN

ICU; Telephone Triage Nurse

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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    I had a post CABG patient who was a guy in his 70's and about 6 ft 6 inches. He hadn't pooped since his surgery, and was getting mighty uncomfortable 1 1/2 weeks out. He got more doses of MOM, Mg+...
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    Orders from hell...

    Oooooh man! How sad. I feel terrible he was trapped for so long - I bet he was burned and dehydrated, and in fierce nicotine withdrawal. How horrible! Remember when patients could smoke in their...
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    Orders from hell...

    EKUGRAD: I used to get these orders all the time in Home Health. The patient would go to the Wound Clinic weekly and we would get new orders for Home Health wound care. Almost always these were...
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    When I was in the student nurse float pool I had a little old woman with diarrhea ring her call light … I ambulated her to the toilet to explode in horrible ways, and with the walker ambulated...
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    Oh man! I'm retching … squeek … ralph … hurle… pant, pant … ewwwwwwwwwww! You poor
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    Orders from hell...

    So … how was he found? Tell the rest of the
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    Orders from hell...

    Ah yes … the dreaded July 1st of any year. Signifying that all the training you put into the interns over the past 365 days was just flushed down the toilet, and you had to start from scratch...
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    Orders from hell...

    I worked with a CT surgeon who always whipped out his own nasty looking scissors to remove chest tubes. I'd always pad down the bed and the floor with chucks, and lay a sterile suture removal kit...
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    Orders from hell...

    Aww man! They stole my
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    Orders from hell...

    Why stop there? Perhaps aerial spraying through the air vents for the whole
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    Orders from hell...

    You forgot lactulose enemas for those pesky high serum K+
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    Orders from hell...

    Apparently no teeth, no brains, and no sense of how close to losing his freedom in trade for an orange jumpsuit and communal showers he
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    Orders from hell...

    Perhaps you should have called the provider to ask, "So, just to clarify … you don't want me to use spit, or toilet water to clean this wound,
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    Orders from hell...

    A pharmacist told me story about a guy who bought in a Rx that read: "5 lbs of MOFIENE". The pharmacist said, "Get out!". I'm surprised he didn't call the Po-Po … but then again, I heard this...
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    Injection Gone Wrong: Part 1

    I need the rest of the
  16. "I'm starting to think the eject button was a bad
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    What does your nursing career repair bill say about you?

    I would have tried not to be so uptight about every little thing, and learned to relax a little bit more. No one has ever asked what my GPA was in an interview (although HR has asked for a...
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    Weird meeting with manager

    I don't have to tell you to be extra vigilant and watch your step. There is no room for additional errors - another misstep will not be tolerated. That's just the way it is with narcotics - very black...
  19. I loath that word. That was the only word my son was never allowed to utter as a teen. I once reprimanded a guest of my son's who was sleeping over for using that word to describe himself. Then we...
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    Don't do the physicians work!

    It's pretty sweet, but we are dealing with clinic patients (i.e., primary care) not bedside care … Doc X somehow didn't get Rx Y to pharmacy - now mom is fruitlessly waiting for a Rx which never...
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    Don't do the physicians work!

    I take orders via Tiger Text - a secure text messaging system for cellphones and computers. I copy & paste those into my note. My job in telephone triage depends on it, but at no time are we ever...
  22. God bless you (if you subscribe to that, and whatever entity you worship if you do) for being there, waking up, and running out to help half wake. I can't lie and say I know how that feels … in...
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    Nursing Program from Hell

    I agree. Just keep on doing what you are doing. If you can survive this I think you will be an excellent, resourceful nurse. I graduated in December of 1993 - i.e., an eternity ago. I never stopped to...
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    Washing scrubs?

    Amen Sista Sledge! "Clincal strength" deodorant is worth every penny (my kidneys be damned!)! I've tried them all out (you wouldn't believe what a girl will do for clean, dry, rosebud smelling pits)!...
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    lying about clinical hours

    He will be busted soon enough. Glad he's not my PCP. Everyone thinks the rules, made for a reason, don't apply to them. I wonder if it is just human nature? It took me at least 40 years to realize I...