"I left my xray glasses in my other pants" Sometimes this voice stays in my head. Sometimes it accidentally slips out when I'm not paying attention. Some day it will get me in trouble, I know it...
I. Can't. Wait. To. Sleep. I need to clean house, love my kitties, love the dog, work with the horses, clean the fish tank, clean the house again (husband and 9 year old, that should explain why...
I'm with you kidzcare! I can do all those. Wound care is fascinating so long as I don't have to smell it (vapo-rub for the win!) My first and only time to almost pass out while nursing was while I...
"Pants are dirty." Student had dropped a bite of her lunch, being messy. Sigh. We had a chat about how I am there to take care of her if she gets sick, not if she makes a mess. Explained that I am...
I am sorry you have to deal with this. Every time anyone is reported and investigated here, which seems to be fairly often, it is just assumed that I have knowledge about what is going on and that I...
I can't get started on this topic. It makes me too . Just know that I every time I see lice or have the same students come around for the 40th time this
I have prepared a lot of ice packs and have my cups ready for water. Last year I got about a zillion headaches. They will get a few minutes of conversation free relief, but right back to the test...
tamarae1 replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School
I send screening failure letter, followup letter, then make a phone call to see if there's anything I can do to help. Typically it is "I have medicaid and I don't know how to schedule an...
One broken hand in PE - student fell straight down on it, sent to doctor with mom. One kinder almost passed out - sent to ER with mom, dehydration. One sleeping student very difficult to wake up -...
I've done the Color Run twice when it came to town. It was a lot of fun. It was a company that came in and did it, hosted by someone and profits went to a group. I have asthma. The powder is not...
Basic Spanish (Tex-Mex) with some medical lingo tossed in. I understand more than I can speak. In fact I sound very, how do I put it, southern white girl when I try to
As a last resort only, lacking anyone at all to translate, and no translating services in the district (surely there's something or someone somewhere- who does the ESL teaching?) I would write a VERY...
tamarae1 replied to BunnyBunnyBSNRN's topic in School
No lunch, even though I'm supposed to have one. No planning period. Yeah right, there's no way. No conference period. Why would I need one of those? Better not interrupt those though! Sure better...
I'm right here learning beside you, even if I have RN behind my name instead of CMA. It makes no difference - we learn by doing, asking, educating ourselves all of the time. None of us were born...
When the dismissal bell is about to ring, I walk them from my clinic to the classroom with a handwritten letter saying I've been trying to call and your student was ill all day and in my clinic,...
Our valentine's parties were last week. I had a cup with pencils on my desk. I gave my regulars a pencil when they came in for their dailies. Elementary school
I had a rather bad and obvious forge case I looked into last year that was turned in to the school. Mom had chosen a random doctor from the internet in town I think, who obviously did not see...
I have done it both ways. It is a pain to keep up with the OTC permission signatures and knowing that one kid can have a cough drop whereas the next one can only have a mint. One might get tylenol...
Worse than the perfect attendance award is giving the school their county/state/federal money based on how their attendance looks for the day/week/month/six weeks/semester. The child is sick. Fever,...
I'm just happy when no one yells at me or poops. But yes, I was lumped in with teacher appreciation. And appreciated by my nursing director. Like I said, happy when there's no poo. Or no vomit....