tamarae1

tamarae1

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  1. Teacher appreciation week...

    Just remember, As a nurse you will always and forever be educating the public. Enjoy your teacher's week goodies.
  2. ... and now for the consequences

    The lice ignorance really irritates me. I feel your
  3. C'Mon Now!

    I made that comment under my breath one time. I got in
  4. C'Mon Now!

    I made the cold comment one time and got in
  5. Have you ever just had to step aside?

    All the time - I am happy to rely on my team to help out in those situations. I'm usually nearby in case, but I've been known to sit with students or classes in order to get the right person for the...
  6. I did something wrong. Help!

    I could be wrong, but isn't the person who diagnoses the one who reports to the health department? If you were the first one to assess and suspect then you would be the one to contact the health dept...
  7. Best attendance excuse

    I'd be running too! I saw some good ones last year, but we haven't had any funny ones yet this year.
  8. Feeling overwhelmed

    I'd thank the parent for bringing it to my attention with a big smile, tell them I had not completed all of my records review yet (which is likely true) ask for a copy of the shot record and move on....
  9. Clorox and DFACS

    Dakin's is still used, very selectively. But its so very much not full strength clorox, not even close. Poor
  10. Best end of year complaint

    "I have poop on my shoe." From a kinder. She came from class. At 1pm. "Someone pooped in the class and I stepped in it." Ok, but why is this a job for the nurse? "Because my teacher didn't know...
  11. Best end of year complaint

    Thermonuclear flies. Who knows, makes about as much
  12. Please take care of your little one rant

    I remember when my family doctor told my mom to buy that Primatene mist for me for my exercise induced asthma as a middle school student. Have never shaked so much before in my life. It was AWFUL....
  13. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    I have the eyeroll out loud look on a good day. I am pretty sure it is coming out all the time now. I really am trying to control it. Really! I know everyone is having problems this close to the...
  14. Best end of year complaint

    This one! Was at dismissal with first grade one day waiting on a parent. Teacher was about to start calling parents of those left standing. I asked if she'd call my mom and have her come pick me up...
  15. Best end of year complaint

    I totally said exactly that the other day at dismissal. Was standing with one of the first grade classes.
  16. That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    I have failed. Alas I am in blue. But it has Nemo and Dory on it, so that wins cool points. I did have a student come in today with a free dress pass. Her shirt was bright pink. It said, "On...
  17. Common words use by school nurse

    Why are you here *again*? Rash, bump, bruise, swelling, cut, abrasion, lesion, bleeding, sore throat, cough, no obvious injury noted. Go back to class. Please walk in the hallway. Yes you may use my...
  18. C'Mon Now!

    No, I'm not sending you home because you have a little sunburn on your shoulders. You've had lotion. AND Tylenol. And no, its not even blistered. Its barely red. Stop being a snowflake and go to...
  19. Is It a Full Moon?

    Howwwwl! Awooooooooooo!!!! The moon in the morning against the bright blue morning sky has been an amazing view, though. Gorgeous! Yep! It is a little nutty today. A little nuttier than I am...
  20. Not my problem!

    I get the offensive poopers all day long - the ones who get in trouble in the gang restrooms and have to go solo. Sounds like a bonus to me - I have a bathroom door. Some of ours have no stall...
  21. That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    Many shades of pink today for School Nurses' Day. Woo! I'll join you cool kids finally! (and thank my husband because he actually irons my scrubs for
  22. The "Best" Nurse Pass Notes

    The pass actually read Eye Irritation, but the kid said he had an "Eyebrow Cramp":oldman: For 2
  23. Over reacting Principals

    Passive aggressive helicopter admin. Will leave it
  24. What's in your Field Trip bag?

    Bandaids of various sizes, carmex, cotton swabs for applying the carmex, tissues, trash bag, barf bag. Depending on the grade I add a couple of masks for the asthmatics (like when they went to the...
  25. Staff's children

    Same as everyone else, but getting in touch with parents is usually a whole lot easier - I don't have to wonder if they will answer their phone. I know where to find them!