Lenny RN BSN replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing
1. A turd whizzed by my face... 2. I got peed on... 3. My patient hit the bucket when "throwing up..." 4. The psych patient went streaking down the hallway with hands up in the air screaming: "I got ants in my pants and I need to dance!!!" 5. I was a...
Lenny RN BSN replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing
(Slams in the enema, patient screams...) Brand new nurse: They told me the enema is supposed to go in FOUR inches! Patient: Good GAWD!!! Four inches??? Better make it five...