I also have a binder of class photos, so it's easy to figure out which kindergarten "Mia" you just saw. I add their nicknames to it and use a color-coded dot system; red for allergy, blue for asthma,...
A fellow nurse was talking about our new Australian doctor. It was roughy 3am and he had only ever worked daylight, usually rounding at 9am. She had her back to the entrance of the unit and said...
Some parents will complain no matter what you do. When you don't call, you should have called; when you call, you call too often; when the kid is broken, it's your fault; when they're not broken, also...
I feel like this qualifies as calling for clarification. If I received a physical form that listed NKA, but I knew that the student had a life-threatening peanut allergy, I'd be asking for...
BeckyESRN replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
Kinder(teacher's kid no less) "My forehead hurts when I press it like this" proceeds to put one hand on the front of her head and the other on the back and push Me: Stop doing that Kinder: oh, okay....
After re-reading this, I realized that you meant long term care residents, not fresh new doctor residents! I cannot shake the image of young docs sitting cross legged on their carpet squares listening...
BeckyESRN replied to peacockblue's topic in School
I had a mom upset that I didn't call her on Monday because today, Thursday, her precious was diagnosed with strep. She said that she expects a call anytime her child is seen, so I told her that I...
Written in a chart "Xanax 8mg po repeat until snowed, Xanax 4mg po to maintain level of snowed-ness. Xanax 2mg po for the wife" In the Doc's defense, this patient needed to be snowed in order to be...
BeckyESRN replied to klcrn1987's topic in Nursing Humor
^This! My son told the doctor at his 2 year exam "member and testicles, not pee-pee" and my daughter has had a "We don't talk about the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, or where babies come from" rule...
BeckyESRN replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
So much SMH today that I may end up with a concussion! male and female 2nd graders come in. He's holding his cheek, she's limping and bleeding from the knee. Girl: "I stepped on his face and now my...
BeckyESRN replied to klcrn1987's topic in Nursing Humor
My kids are surrounded by nurses-mom, dad, grandma, and grandpa. B is 8 and she's been known to tell her classmates "suck it up, Buttercup" and, my personal favorite "Not every little injury requires...
BeckyESRN replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
3rd grader: "My teacher said my cold sounds like it needs an antibiotic" Bonus points-student was late today because he was at the doctor's for his cold...doctor said it's just a virus...student told...
BeckyESRN replied to blueindigo79's topic in School
It's a different type of stressful than hospital/clinic stress for sure. We usually don't have critical patients, there are no other departments calling demanding a patient be brought down right now,...
Work well with your team. Ask questions. Ask for help. Offer help whenever possible. Learn the names of your ancillary staff and tell them thank you. Above all else, be kind, especially to
BeckyESRN replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
My 11 month old has congenital nystagmus; his eye doctor said that shoe tying will probably be very difficult, if not impossible for him, too! I'm just going to stock up on HICKIES no-tie