BeckyESRN

BeckyESRN

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  1. No IEPs?!?

    Luckily, we don't have any IEPs related to medical needs right now. When I first started, I had a handful, but they were very simple and already
  2. Inane scripting

    But awesome isn't an option on the survey and ultimately, that's all we care
  3. It's ok to look at their....

    nope, I think you nailed
  4. It must be Pink eye!

    Can we enlist Davey-Do to make a comic about
  5. It must be Pink eye!

    Thanks for that visual! Now all I can see are pink fishnet stockings on are their tiny little
  6. Suspected Drug Use

    I thought about asking a parent this
  7. It must be Pink eye!

    Yes they are! The high school nurse either cracks up laughing or says "you can't be serious" when I tell her some of the stuff my teachers come up with! Special snowflakes here in the
  8. C'Mon Now!

    I'm sorry I cannot give a medication that has been expired longer than my kindergarten students have been alive, it's school
  9. Signing off on another nurses paperwork

    I don't know what your paperwork looks like, so I don't know if this is helpful. But, when we did paper charting, if a section wasn't completed by the admitting nurse, I'd fill it out and date, time,...
  10. Alert and oriented but drowsy

    Depends on what you mean by drowsy. Sleeping when you entered the room, they wake up with little stimuli, answer all questions and participate in assessment, and then fall back to sleep when you are...
  11. It must be Pink eye!

    I had one of these last year, it was glitter:rolleyes:. Teachers, I
  12. Suspected Drug Use

    We use a drug abuse screening form. I can send it to you if you'd like. Luckily, I've not had to do this at the elementary level,
  13. C'Mon Now!

    5th grader- "i'm really sick, my mom needs to pick me up" me: No, they are literally calling buses right now 5th-"I'm too sick for the bus" me: explain 5th- "well, my throat hurts a little bit" me:...
  14. That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    May 20th-can't beat that timing, don't have to miss much of school and have all of summer break off already! Congrats to you too! When's your due
  15. That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    I had to give in a buy a few new shirts since this whole pregnancy thing has my clothes not fitting, I made sure to get 2 pink ones just for
  16. School Nurse Gives Wrong Medication

    I label all of my medication bins with the student's picture at the start of the year-not that it would have made a difference in the outcome of this situation, but I feel like it gives my subs some...
  17. C'Mon Now!

    I just clicked "Comment" on here to chart a visit and could not figure out why my SNAP screen looked so weird...C'Mon Now?! Can I go home
  18. Inane scripting

    "We hope you received excellent care today"- gag! The higher ups told our unit clerks to say "How can I be of service to you today?" One accidentally said "How can I service you today?" which made me...
  19. It must be Pink eye!

    Every head scratch is
  20. It's been a little over a year....

    Right?! I swear my entire search history was made up of school terms that I didn't know; 504, IEP, IHP, ELA, ACT 80, ACT 48, RACK training, ALICE. Please give me CABG, CHF, ETOH, MSO4, HCTZ, LVAD-I...
  21. It's ok to look at their....

    Rash on belly, yep. Potty accidents, nope. I don't want to see anything in any area that is covered by a swim suit. If a kid says they have a rash, say on their upper thigh, I'll give them caladryl on...
  22. If you feel sick the nurse will call me and you can go home

    And then you have the parents who write the "If my little darling isn't feeling well at any point today, please call this number and someone will be right there to pick up the little darling" so, 40...
  23. It must be Pink eye!

    It's a constant battle here too! I know someone on here has an awesome chart comparing the two, hopefully they'll share it again! I send home for copious amounts of yellow drainage or when you can...
  24. Super Lice..

    I also wonder if maybe the parents have lice, so they are just constantly being re-infested. I have had lots of parents ask me to do a lice checks on them when they discover that their child has lice,...
  25. Discouragement

    Our favorite saying was always "What's the difference between God and cardiothoracic surgeon? God can't perform cardiothoracic surgery!" That pretty much sums up the mentality of the CTS that I worked...