Yes they are! The high school nurse either cracks up laughing or says "you can't be serious" when I tell her some of the stuff my teachers come up with! Special snowflakes here in the
I don't know what your paperwork looks like, so I don't know if this is helpful. But, when we did paper charting, if a section wasn't completed by the admitting nurse, I'd fill it out and date, time,...
Depends on what you mean by drowsy. Sleeping when you entered the room, they wake up with little stimuli, answer all questions and participate in assessment, and then fall back to sleep when you are...
BeckyESRN replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
5th grader- "i'm really sick, my mom needs to pick me up" me: No, they are literally calling buses right now 5th-"I'm too sick for the bus" me: explain 5th- "well, my throat hurts a little bit" me:...
I label all of my medication bins with the student's picture at the start of the year-not that it would have made a difference in the outcome of this situation, but I feel like it gives my subs some...
"We hope you received excellent care today"- gag! The higher ups told our unit clerks to say "How can I be of service to you today?" One accidentally said "How can I service you today?" which made me...
BeckyESRN replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School
Right?! I swear my entire search history was made up of school terms that I didn't know; 504, IEP, IHP, ELA, ACT 80, ACT 48, RACK training, ALICE. Please give me CABG, CHF, ETOH, MSO4, HCTZ, LVAD-I...
Rash on belly, yep. Potty accidents, nope. I don't want to see anything in any area that is covered by a swim suit. If a kid says they have a rash, say on their upper thigh, I'll give them caladryl on...
And then you have the parents who write the "If my little darling isn't feeling well at any point today, please call this number and someone will be right there to pick up the little darling" so, 40...
It's a constant battle here too! I know someone on here has an awesome chart comparing the two, hopefully they'll share it again! I send home for copious amounts of yellow drainage or when you can...
I also wonder if maybe the parents have lice, so they are just constantly being re-infested. I have had lots of parents ask me to do a lice checks on them when they discover that their child has lice,...
Our favorite saying was always "What's the difference between God and cardiothoracic surgeon? God can't perform cardiothoracic surgery!" That pretty much sums up the mentality of the CTS that I worked...