OldDude

Pediatrics Retired

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    Tattoos in the workplace

    I think tattoos will be less and less an issue as their popularity continues to increase; until then certainly check on the actual hospital
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    Am I overreacting?

    And, when you walk out at the end of your shift and no one has died, it's been a good
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    Enablement Overload

    I'm hoping it's not really as many as it seems, comparatively speaking, considering the entire student body. But yes, I agree. I had a kid in here this morning, 3rd grader, pooped in his pants because...
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    Bug spray at school?

    NO...
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    New grad nurse in Emergency Department

    Congratulations! I walked the stage on a Friday and started in a pedi ER as a GN the following Monday. I didn't know S##T from Shinola. I learned from other nurses of course, and my preceptor of...
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    C'Mon Now!

    You bet! And how about "walking pneumonia?" I cringe when I hear the
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    Why do teachers

    Nope, can't do anything else...school nursing is where you land when you've failed out of every other nursing opportunity and there are no used car sales or telemarketing positions
  8. That explains it. I've never placed a traction splint on a femur fracture; only "practice" and it's been with the traditional manufactured type. I was having trouble visualizing the lateral brace but...
  9. Speaking of awesome...I want to hear more about the wooden traction
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    I taught 5th grade Human Development....

    You are out of your mind!! God bless
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    Back To School Night

    I make sure my curtain is in front of my opened door and sit at my desk and try not to call attention to myself...at least it cuts down the idle passers by who want to ask you about their mole or...
  12. I'd use anything I could find for immobilization if I was out and about, but otherwise I usually use the foam covered cardboards that you can cut to fit the area you're trying to immobilize. I too...
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    Health records- online or paper or both???

    We keep the individual health/contact information sheets in binders. Believe it or not we CAN experience a power outage and no information is available. Otherwise most other health information is...
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    Other duties as assigned...not complaining about this one :)

    That sounds like fun, but geez, that's a long
  15. The job was featured on one of Mike Rowe's Dirtiest Job shows and they had an opening...sadly, it's probably closed now. I'm sure thousands of people aspire for such a
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    the allnuisances newsmonger

    Not that there's anything wrong with that
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    the allnuisances newsmonger

    Investigative reporting at its
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    C'Mon Now!

    I can only quote Bobby Boucher from the movie "Waterboy," "Now that's what I call high quality
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    Fluid and Sodium Restrictions

    There's going to have to be information exchange between parents and you or this will start skirting with medical
  20. I've likely put on at least 100 of these over the years and it NEVER goes smoothly! I don't get
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    Fluid and Sodium Restrictions

    What do you have from the physician about
  22. OK, I have to clean my computer screen; spit take. I thought I was the only one. How can something so simple be so damn difficult to figure out EVERY time you put one on...every time!!! I wish they...
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    Flu shot advice

    Before i give them the shot, I reassure them the injection will not hurt me so in case they are worrying about me, I'll be
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    I want to be a nurse but im not good at math

    I'm not good at math - never have and never will and I never will like math. But here I am...RN - you can
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    I'm all fixed!!!!

    Now things are back in