OldDude

Pediatrics Retired

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    Not a school nurse but...

    OldDude replied to Rose_Queen's topic in School

    Uhm, hello, I'm wearing red on Wednesday, long sleeve, T shirt, crew neck, 100%
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    That looks like an OldDude. .You could hit that blindfolded and wearing boxing
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Rose, why did you do that? Now I'm
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Seriously! Stay on task! Or do you need peppermint oil rubbed between your
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Hey! Mermaids are real! Just like
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Oh, her legs would transform to nice and smooth and there would be a bouquet of D&G Light Blue
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    My initial response was eew... - ...but
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    That's only when they're in the water. Throw one over your shoulder, haul her onto shore, and bam!
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    I think it's because she's a mermaid. A lot of "us" are attracted to mermaids; at least it's reality based since mermaids are
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Borrow Far's bag and tell us the real
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    Chiari malformation care plan

    OldDude replied to raidermom's topic in School

    With stuff like this, and especially something where there are varying degrees of a condition, I usually just refer to the MD orders as the care plan - if there are restrictions, precautions,...
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    Master's degree

    OldDude replied to scrubsrn24's topic in School

    What a refreshing statement to hear
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Uh Huh...pretty randomly, I'm
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Don't forget to add: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH
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    Lavender?!

    OldDude replied to huffmannurse's topic in School

    We added to our school policy this year that, regardless of a MD order, the medicine has to be approved by the FDA to treat the diagnosis. We had a local PA who was writing orders for admin of various...
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Get a bunch of women together and the conversation can get pretty wild. Get a bunch of women nurses together and the conversation hits the stratosphere. And that's with no alcohol involvement! Men...
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    Master's degree

    OldDude replied to scrubsrn24's topic in School

    Ditto, Ditto, Ditto,
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    Lavender?!

    OldDude replied to huffmannurse's topic in School

    Totally!! At the hunting camp, ah, there's nothing like the smell of butt in the morning that draws in the
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Rub it
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    But really, Our district was realigned this year. Fifth grade now stays at the elementary campus. That adds 110 kids to tend to but that's for a different thread. Anyway, I've had two 5th graders have...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I'm going to let this simmer for a little while and see what cooks
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Very nice
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    Lavender?!

    OldDude replied to huffmannurse's topic in School

    Now this thread is going in the right direction!! Does it really work to keep mice out? I store my RRRRRRRR VVVVVVVVVV (picture cousin Eddy) near a wooded area and have a heck of a time keeping the...
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    I'm Stumped

    OldDude replied to SnowyJ's topic in School

    Nurse Barb G could handle
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Bates Motel, just ask