OldDude

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    Friday!

    Lucky
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    Friday!

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    Friday!

    Date huh? So magically you have enough energy for that. You better be a good girl...no that wouldn't be any fun - scratch that last
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    Administration hovering and criticizing

    Well Jersey that was long and I wouldn't have read it if I didn't love ya as one of my own. It's a good thing Emergency Departments don't operate under his direction. One patient at a time, and I...
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    Thermometer?

    I think that's your
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    T-shirt Sayings

    , OK I'm a little slow,
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    Thermometer?

    This is what I use. I've tried the laser forehead ones, tympanic ones, and temporal ones and they are all inconsistent, so I stick with the oral thermometer; with some exceptions for gag reflex,...
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    T-shirt Sayings

    I'm just not making the connection with "I ate the most wet
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    T-shirt Sayings

    I gonna have to ask for a
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    It's not my fault they're brain-damaged

    This thread will cause brain
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    Your relationship with teachers-

    There is a teacher in our district (fortunately not at my school) who went from school nurse, RN, to teacher at the same campus. She has become the teacher we all reference here; you would never know...
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    My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

    Ouch.
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    My husband doesn't want me on ALLNURSES

    You readin this Alpha? I'm with ya
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    Entitlement - Are We Making The Problem Worse?

    Suggest she watch the movie Dodgeball, A true Underdog Story. There are a lot of good training tips in there. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a
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    T-shirt Sayings

    Would there be water involved in this in any
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    The After School Thread

    So where does the beer fit
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    SERIOUSLY, sometimes I just surrender!

    "STOP
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    SERIOUSLY, sometimes I just surrender!

    Totally agree with that top notch, A1, list...we have to have Davey, black undies and all (that's really not a bad idea). Two things I've learned with age is never pass up a bathroom and never trust a...
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    SERIOUSLY, sometimes I just surrender!

    I'm sorry I
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    SERIOUSLY, sometimes I just surrender!

    I think Pewp should be an honorary SN
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    SERIOUSLY, sometimes I just surrender!

    Twitterpated? What the heck does that
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    The After School Thread

    My sweet petunia bought me St. Pauli Girl. I like St. Pauli Girl. And Bud Light. I'm keeping
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    Nosebleed, WWYD?

    One of my favorites is to hold their limp lifeless arm above their face and drop it. It's entertaining to watch how the arm miraculously avoids their face as it "falls" to the
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    SERIOUSLY, sometimes I just surrender!

    I hear ya, these kind of things will suck the life out of you. I've evolved into not putting much effort into such complaints from club members. I used to play 3 strikes but now if I see a club member...
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    That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    Well, it was just a glance from me, not that I "stared" or