OldDude

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    Lunchtime Fodder for Teachers

    OldDude replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    I'm still embarrassed that the hem of my shirt is
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    New to the field!

    OldDude replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School

    Of course you have to turn them out to sea and let them "mature" into that elusive, mysterious, lil merdarling we know exists out yonder in the deep
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    New to the field!

    OldDude replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School

    SEE!! There's proof
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    Lunchtime Fodder for Teachers

    OldDude replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    I can always tell when I'm the topic of conversation when the lunchroom goes completely silent when I walk
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    New School Nurse. Help with immunizations!!!!

    OldDude replied to anita07's topic in School

    The 2nd dose is required for
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    New to the field!

    OldDude replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School

    Did someone bring up mermaids? They are real, you
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    Lunchtime Fodder for Teachers

    OldDude replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    NOW we're
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    New School Nurse. Help with immunizations!!!!

    OldDude replied to anita07's topic in School

    The Texas Dept of Health website is down today. Dtap 4 doses Polio 3 doses MMR 1 dose, received on or after the 1st birthday HIB 1 dose on or after 15 months unless a primary series and booster was...
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    Up the Nose and In their ears

    OldDude replied to missriss65's topic in School

    If whatever the foreign object is...if it isn't visible and easily removable, stop and call the parents to take the kid for further evaluation. You're doing the right
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    Lunchtime Fodder for Teachers

    OldDude replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    that's just a confirmation you're doing a great
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    Alcohol Swabs

    OldDude replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School

    Either is fine as long as you let the alcohol dry completely. If there is some residue of something left you will avoid contamination if you wipe off the first drop and squeeze out a 2nd drop for the...
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    New to the field!

    OldDude replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School

    Yea, what they
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    Snacks for diabetics

    OldDude replied to ContraryMary's topic in School

    Saltines?
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    EMTs Ever Look at You Like You're Dumb?

    OldDude replied to Avill's topic in School

    If the kid needs help, the kid needs help regardless of whether you know, or can get, the medical history or not. Beat the clock for the "Golden Hour" and you've done your job. Don't worry about what...
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    Showing our appreciation for Our school nurses

    OldDude replied to f1j1nurse's topic in School

    Beer...
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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's OK, once she takes a ride with CJ, she won't even remember those ole
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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Coby Jack, "She's a B***H. That's why I'm attracted to her. Cutie
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Maybe some guided
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    With these arthritic knuckles of mine, this may be a little uncomfortable but it'll make you feel
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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    What a cute couple. If that Blue Funk could
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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Have you talked to her about
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I think a regimen of rectal depakote would "straighten" him right
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    Gum in hair?

    OldDude replied to Farawyn's topic in School

    Yea, that...that would
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    Gum in hair?

    OldDude replied to Farawyn's topic in School

    Born to be
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    Gum in hair?

    OldDude replied to Farawyn's topic in School

    Eye of