OldDude

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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Poor penmanship arises from inability to "master" the writing device...Master Bates...the Master Bater of the Bates
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    This has caused excitation of my "feelings." I'll have Eric's Transactual Bagel with Creme Cheese - Full Stroke,
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    Exhibit A

    OldDude replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    It wasn't until kidz made it so...so yes - truth wins there
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    Exhibit A

    OldDude replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    Myth busted - again!!! Truth
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    Open confrontation with unit attending-advice?

    OldDude replied to All4NursingRN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    A good response...Here's a quarter, call someone who
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    Confidence

    OldDude replied to peaceful nurse's topic in School

    lots of good advice here
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    Exhibit A

    OldDude replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    If a single man louse gets on you or a single woman louse, that has not been impregnated, gets on you - yes, it could mean there are no more. But if a pregnant louse gets on you or a man and woman...
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    Educate, educate, EDUCATE!

    OldDude replied to KeeperOfTheIceRN's topic in School

    I don't do any of that
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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Was her maiden name
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    First Aid Kit in Classrooms-What is considered unsafe?

    OldDude replied to arnoldlayne's topic in School

    I knew there was something else I wanted to say about this and it finally popped into my head. If the person assigned the responsibility for student health, i.e., the School Nurse (I'm talking RN or...
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    One of my old ER buddies ended up working at Urgent Care with me. The girls often mention its a more relaxed shift (we'll see 100+kids in a 10 hour shift in the winter) when they are working our...
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    Well, YEA, but aren't we fun to play
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    I'm Done With Nursing.

    OldDude replied to RegNurse1987's topic in General Nursing

    I hear ya, I often think it would be easier to work on one of those Bering Sea crab fishing boats like on Deadliest Catch. Patient care is such a nuisance and can really hinder the EMR input and form...
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    The Bad Day Thread

    OldDude replied to Farawyn's topic in School

    Well let's pray it's not too late. I just did. I don't know her but God knows who I was talking to Him about; asking for His intervention into her life. I invite you guys to do the same. Prayerfully,...
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    Ammonia Inhalant

    OldDude replied to arnoldlayne's topic in School

    A whole box of them used to come with first aid kits. As kids we'd raid the kits of the ammonia inhalants, break open one, sneak up behind a friend, stick it under their nose and watch the party. I...
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    Ammonia Inhalant

    OldDude replied to arnoldlayne's topic in School

    They're like inhaling jalapeno flavored horse radish up each nostril. If you're at the edge of consciousness it will yank you back to being fully
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    Exhibit A

    OldDude replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    A school-wide evacuation would be in order, possible
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    First Aid Kit in Classrooms-What is considered unsafe?

    OldDude replied to arnoldlayne's topic in School

    If it's not too late ask them not to do it!!!! As mentioned above some of the teachers will take care of minor cuts but everything else is coming to you. And...are you going to be responsible for...
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    allnuisances

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    No not safe squeezing!!...safe squeezing!! You
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    Do turkeys have
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    Thats not what I had in mind. *gargles again with transmission fluid
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    Teats...now we're kicking this thread up a notch, staying on topic of
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    Carl, I'm with you, just "readin" Dude Milk makes me want to wash my mouth out with transmission
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    male nurses

    OldDude replied to bonta's topic in Men in Nursing

    Purple...I love it!!! ...a man PURSING nursing. Good