OldDude

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    How do you feel about going on field trips?

    I would choose being water boarded over going on a field
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    Vision/hearing

    Hang tough - June is just around the
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    Vision/hearing

    In my district we have HS, JH, Intermediate, and 4 elementary schools. We have a nurse on each campus. When a screening date is set for a school all the district nurses attempt to get a sub for that...
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    Male RN's question

    You screwed it all up. You might not even be a real nurse according to today's
  5. Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Male RN's question

    I was in industrial construction, pipefitter, before nursing...I enjoy being indoors now and being a guy in a predominantly girl environment. Regardless of what you hear, you will be called upon for...
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    want to become a nurse

    What's your
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    Pinworms

    So, by chance if you come across a live one put it in a zip lock on your bulletin board and see how long it will live "outside" of a host; I mean for scientific
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    What do you wear to work as a school nurse?

    That's what I'm talkin
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    What do you wear to work as a school nurse?

    Cargo Pants...I wear a 100% cotton long sleeve T-shirt with my name and "RN" embroidered over the left pect every day. I wore red with my name in blue lettering the last two years but this year my...
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    Self Harm

    The more I hear about this the more I tend to think CPS would be route to go. They have the umbrella of authority over all the entities and, hopefully, can decipher what is best for the child. It...
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    Sometimes more teachers than kids come to see me

    After I listen to them drone on, I always like to start out my response with, "Well, you realize you are closer to death right now than you were when you woke up this
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    Self Harm

    "Strattera" - the first blip on the radar she isn't receiving the care she
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    School nurse delays giving epi pen

    Ya think? Speaking of epi-pens and action plans...I have 15 epi-pens in my clinic and 2 actual allergy action plans; otherwise I use the epi-pen RX label..."use as directed for anaphylaxis" being the...
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    LICE PSA.

    You should evacuate the premises and put the school in a plastic bag for 2
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    First seizures at school

    Uh
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    x-ray eyes weren't working

    How could you have possibly caught it?; especially since there isn't an "it" to catch. If the kid has a broken ankle the injury isn't associated with his visit to you. Don't worry about
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    Screening PK Students

    Fortunately for me, our district purchased a SPOT Vision Screener. I screened 50 PK kids yesterday in about 30 minutes...Total
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Thats what I was
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    Would love some advice!

    Yes it's worth it. I made the same decision 15 years ago in accepting an elementary school nurse position and, knowing what I know now, I would jump on the opportunity to do it again. All of my 5 kids...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

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    Screening PK Students

    I use the tumbling E for PK. I give a "practice E" to the teachers and instruct them to reheorifice the procedure every day for a week before I do the screening. There are always a few who don't get...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Too late. It's forever etched in my visual and olfactory memory...forever.
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    Budget Cuts and Boss Wanting the Impossible

    Ya just never know what God has in store for ya.
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    School nurses - how to get started

    Imagine being the lone staff member in an ER but with no advanced life saving equipment or drugs except an AED. Anything that would fall into that category is what you might deal with...alone. Don't...