OldDude

Pediatrics Retired

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    No Water at Lunch?!

    It's likely the most senseless, dumbest, and extremely irritating activity you can imagine. You'll regret ever knwoing about it once you've witnessed about 10 seconds of it.
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    diabetes type 1

    The thing about elementary school aged type 1 diabetics is they are predictably unpredictable...sometimes it just doesn't make
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    I don't care who you are...that there is
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    No Water at Lunch?!

    It amazes me how schools, including mine, continue to utilize "group punishment" for the actions of a few. The school initiates the action but if the students were to follow through with the concept...
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    School and hospital?

    ...Yes...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    It looks like an industrial strength
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    Lice Dream...

    There is no explanation for
  8. Absolutely. The potential is there every day. I narrowly avoided such a career ending disaster from a completely false allegation against me several years ago. That incident compelled me to change my...
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    Lice Dream...

    I had a dream...there was this mermaid...well this probably isn't the forum to go into details. Anyway, Bud Light will eliminate all those feelings of frustration, distress, and guilt. But wait till...
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    Christmas gifts?

    ...NO...
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    School Nurse is a Lonely job

    I'm jealous, There is seldom a time throughout the day when there isn't one or multiple students in my clinic or a staff
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    How do YOU check for lice?

    Keep in mind that OTC lice treatment only kills live lice so the nits will continue to hatch live lice. The trick is to do a second treatment "after" all the eggs have hatched but before the lice are...
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    I did it, I retired today!

    Bam!! You lived to tell the tale!! Enjoy
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    VENT ALERT !!

    Sooooo...I see you're doing an excellent job!!! Stay your
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    At least the tech is working in the right
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    Male RN's question

    Ah, the good ole days...BN..."before neutering."
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    Vision/Hearing Notice

    Same here...Don't do your screenings on Monday or Friday because of
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    Presenting school nurse data

    We submit a monthly report to our head nurse who compiles the data for administration. PM me with your email address and I can send you the form we
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    Spinal Screening First Timer

    Fortunately, for me, I don't get near the girl's screening...but this event kinds saddens me. It reminds me how prevalent childhood obesity has become
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    First Angry Call

    You did fine...don't worry about
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    Caught my first louse today!

    So the clock is ticking... FEMA may need to be
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    allready ready to quit?

    Just a few pointers that may help you keep your sanity...remember that people who have worked inside the educational institutional walls their entire adult life have no idea what occurs in the real...
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    EPIC FAIL

    This story will make you feel better...I work pool in a pediatric urgent care. We had a teenage girl come in with similar presentation, blue hands, onset during the day, O2 sats normal, cap refill 1...
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    Any men in OB?

    I'd choose working on a crab fishing boat in the Bering Sea over working
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    New Grad Nurse Salary 2016 Houston, TX

    Why are you