Well, what gave this one away? The fact it is headed as "hospital" kills patients? That is like saying the hospital decided to become some type of killer. It is the same type of sensational...
Reference Point software works very well. It is a template progtram that loads into your word processing program. Takes all the guess work out of the formatting. http://www.charm.net/~rps/
2ndCareerRN replied to kmchugh's topic in Nursing Humor
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it? A porcupine has pricks on the outside. ____________________________________________________ Two tigers were...
There are very few drugs docs are comfortable prescribing during the 1st trimester. You need to be seen by a physician, PA, or NP who can fill you in on acceptable drugs, and unacceptable ones during...
2ndCareerRN replied to jstargurl84's topic in Operating Room
Don't tell me you have put off this project all semester, and it is now an "Emergency". If you try a search on google using "nursing job description" as your search term, you should have close to 1...
A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before...
I thought it was someone trying to steal my latest invention for the ER waiting room. Just like the little pump sprays fresh smellies in the bathroom. Only this one will send aerolized thorazine,...
I my be wrong, but, I think the first thing you need to do is to get a social security number. If you were still living outside the US that may not apply, but you are here now and may have different...
Unsure where to post the following. Could go into the break room, or Emergency nursing. We don't have a specific forum for activity where people are reaching for greatness and attempting to win a...
THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT THANKSGIVING 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew,...
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental encounters: While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, " It is...
2ndCareerRN replied to Midwestbabygirl's topic in Travel
Just aquick answer in passing. Your contract is between your agency and yourself. The agency has a contract with the hospital. You need to look over your contract, often there is a clause that says...
A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to...
Hey, that is th same weather my wife said she had in Spokane. Down here in San Jose, CA it was in the 80's all week. Now getting cooler and raining. In Jan we are going to start looking for a place to...
Thirty minutes. Seems like a long time, but is it really?. I agree with previous poster, someone should have stepped up and called the school to let them know. That way everyone would be covered. As...
Back when my wife had Kaiser insurance, she was sent to a chiro for a back problem. With little or no medical knowledge, she did what she was told. After a couple of years of manipulations, from head...
2ndCareerRN replied to dachweiler's topic in General Nursing
I don't feel this was a HIPAA violation. The friends of the person gave their information to the person moving. You did not provide it. You did the list at home, on your own time as a favor to the...
I can believe that. When my wife had her pacemaker implanted, it took over 3.5 hrs to get a good vetricular lead. While not a general, usually a good conscious sedation will keep a person calm and...
2ndCareerRN replied to jenturnrn's topic in Emergency
My opinion is also that it is absurd to measure head circ. in the ER. We have no growth charts (easily remedied), and we do not have a trend on the kids we are measuring. I only do a very few, vp...
I can understand the need to find out if the pt is producing urine, but, instead of the invasive cath (and possibility of infection), why don't you guys use a bladder scan to see if there is any...
This has been discussed over at Delphi Forums (Travel Nurse and Therapists) and the feeling I got was that some hospitals would not recognize the online renewal card. Your best bet is to call the AHA...