OyWithThePoodles replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing
1. Nurses would make the best poker players. 2. A good/bad tech will make or break your shift. 3. The day WILL end, take care of yourself; eat, pee, sit. Repeat if needed. 4. The saying "if you have...
OyWithThePoodles replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
The last two days have been C'mon now! days. I have seen so many kids for ridiculous things... I had a teacher come in after two of her little darlings hit their legs on a table. She said "Did you do...
OyWithThePoodles replied to Eleven011's topic in School
I definitely just sent my boss an email asking her if she had a form like the "athletic supporters" use. Yep... Yep. Had to send a follow up "athletic TRAINER" email. I'm fallin' apart
OyWithThePoodles replied to Eleven011's topic in School
I actually just charted "fell on right elbow in gym, no redness, swelling, bruising. ROM wnl, no indication of pain on movement. Offered to amputate, student refused, sent back to class." I'm in a...
OyWithThePoodles replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
EVERY FREAKING SCRATCH. Not kidding. I've gotten to the point that I only fill out my section if I feel it may turn into a doctors visit. But admins have the teacher so scared they fill them out on...
OyWithThePoodles replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
My morning has started with me actually saying "I promise, you cannot puke up brains. Promise." This after a kid said his vomit was brain colored. Oh, and I just counted...my school has completed...
OyWithThePoodles replied to DEgalRN's topic in School
I have a detailed schedule of my daily kids. When to fill out an accident report and what to do with it afterward. Cabinets are all labeled. I have a list of all medications in my school, who the...
OyWithThePoodles replied to Keepstanding's topic in School
I do not feel good today. Nauseated and stomach pain. But all I keep hearing (myself say) in the back of my mind is, "Well, you don't have a fever and you aren't vomiting... I think you can make it!"...
OyWithThePoodles replied to Farawyn's topic in School
Thought I'd share my after school story from yesterday. Only because I'm still amazed at how the timing lined up so perfectly. After picking up the kiddos from their grandma's Hubs and I decided to...
Had a kid come in that fell in his driveway on his way to the bus. Pretty good laceration. I called home to have mom come pick up, I felt he needed a stitch or so. Principal says "I don't know why we...
OyWithThePoodles replied to DEgalRN's topic in School
Our district health coordinator (my boss) does them. I too, thought I wanted to get more involved with them, until I saw what all they consisted of. I will get the appropriate md orders together but...
OyWithThePoodles replied to Farawyn's topic in School
One of our admins was recently dx'd with breast cancer, she will be having a double mastectomy next Wednesday so our whole school will be wearing pink. We are gonna be SO
OyWithThePoodles replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
Me too, a little. I've been having episodes of bradycardia while awake, I told him I wanted him to secretly check my HR while I was asleep, so I could see if it dropped lower. This was his solution....
OyWithThePoodles replied to anita07's topic in School
Our school has two med trained staff members for each grade, eliminating the need for me to go on field trips unless one of my diabetic kids goes (and then mom always goes) It stinks, because I'd...
OyWithThePoodles replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School
I don't know what "fox tail balls" are... BUT I'M OUTLAWING THEM! Three kids this morning already from gym with injuries. Oh, and had a staff member come up and ask me if a place on her face was skin...