Jensmom7 BSN, RN

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  1. Jensmom7

    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    Because then he wouldn't be the OP we all know and
  2. Sounds like this is going to be another week with two
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    I want a new word.

    And have you sounded your barbaric
  4. Jensmom7

    I want a new word.

    Nope, in here it's "biter", referring back to a poster who had lots of indignation but sub par spelling
  5. Today I learned what it feels like to be gobsmacked. After almost a year of working my ta-tas off to develop good professional working relationships with the facility staff, I was told today by my...
  6. Jensmom7

    Words You Hate

    I worked in a Pediatric ER many moons ago. Back then parents would say their kids were "vomickin' and runnin' off at the
  7. You can't do a hit and run post and expect to be taken seriously. What are your reasons? Have you formulated any personal bias for or against a white coat? Also, this topic was started by someone who...
  8. Jensmom7

    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    Mulva-her name rhymes with a female body
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    Bad preceptors and the demotivated state of nursing.

    Your first logic error is in assuming that nurses always "volunteer" to be preceptors. I'm also still a bit fuzzy as to when it became the staff nurse's responsibility to teach students. When I was a...
  10. Jensmom7

    I want a new word.

    That just makes me think of Gummi Bears.
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    floating rib

    Yeah, in about two months lol. And just look at all that lovely flowing
  12. Jensmom7

    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    When George pretended to be disabled from parabens and got the motorized stair
  13. Jensmom7

    I want a new word.

    I worked long and hard to be a nurse long enough to be able to wear the title of COB. I'm sticking with that, thanks.
  14. Jensmom7

    Pledge of Allegiance?

    How many of you know that "under God" wasn't added to the Pledge until 1954, when President Eisenhower signed it into law because the Cold War was heating up and we was gonna whup them dirty Commies....
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    Words You Hate

    Coitus Vajayjay (when we all know the technical term is "hoo-hah"!!) Had a boss once who always said "irregardless". Made me want to bite, lol. "I hear what you're saying." Yeah, you hear, but you...
  16. Jensmom7

    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    But I don't WANT a puffy shirt!!
  17. Jensmom7

    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    I heard they give you Man Hands.
  18. Jensmom7

    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    Define "Irony": An Oncology nurse who doesn't know what parabens
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    Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    It might be insignificant to you, but we're having a lot of fun with it. So, to stay OT and weave in the Seinfeld sub-plot: "No parabens for
  20. That just might be the saddest story I ever
  21. It's also illegal to present yourself as a nurse without having the credentials. So it isn't about hurt feelings, it's an actual thing. Just like you can't pass yourself off as a doctor or a cop...
  22. I've given this advise to other new nursing students: You are going to be studying your butt off for the next few years. Use this summer to take care of yourself-sleep, go out with friends, binge...
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    You will all probably hate me for this

    Is it too early for
  24. Jensmom7

    What happened to the "Emergency" in "Emergency Room?"

    "Your Mileage May Vary" Means you may see different results. Don't feel bad, I had to look it up myself