NurseSpeedy ADN, LPN, RN

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    Patients Say the Darnedest Things

    "Hey, I need to borrow your scissors " Says confused patient in
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    Patients Say the Darnedest Things

    Patient: "I'll be right back! I have to leave to go to my methadone clinic right now but I will come right back". This was an ER that we spent over an hour and several attempts to FINALLY get IV...
  3. I always recheck. In the acute care setting, when calling a doctor to report an abnormal BP and looking for intervention, the first response I would get was "recheck it manually"...um, that is the...
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    Narcotics disposal in home

    Not hospice either but a question that I struggled with when at an ALF. The kitty litter was used for a wasted medication (ex: refused, fell on floor, etc)...but if the patient died we were required...
  5. Now I know why the ER moved to the top floor. It's too bad we didn't work out the kinks to the new Express Patient Transit to Room System before going live-it seems he got stuck in the shoot. Hey, at...
  6. I don't think a camera or net bed could have helped prevent this new
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    regarding ratios: 5:1 days, 6:1 nights

    Take
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    COPD 96% on RA hypoxic?

    Wow. Too much O2 for a COPD patient can actually harm them. If they are truely 96% on room air (considering this is accurate), then they do not need O2. To throw a whopping 4L on them is overkill....
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    Witnessing Consent

    Our system is electronic so we get an electronic order for witness consent. The order includes the doctor and the procedure. The doctors notes (hopefully) include notation about the conversation with...
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    Questioning a doctors order

    If this is the case then maybe management needs some clinical education about infection control, especially since there's no confirmed negative results in the chart. And by clinical education I am NOT...
  11. Nurse: "All right Sir, you need to stay in your bed so I can listen to your lung sounds. I promise I am not in possession of any sharp objects to stick you with or tubes to insert through primarily...
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    I did the same thing as a student and I'll never forget
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    My long term friend was interviewing for the NSA. The recruiter needed to interview me as part of the background check and it had to be in person. He was already forewarned that I worked atleast 6 12...
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    I've mistaken enough spouses/partners for the child/parent that I have learned to never, ever assume! I now start the conversation into this territory with "And you are...I've been doing this long...
  15. I second the urology consult. I've removed many Foley catheters that were left in long term when a patient was sent the the hospital that I worked at with UTIs (we are going back a long time when...
  16. Nurse: "I have no idea how he got up there. I swear!" Management: "The ER mentioned you whining about how you were going to hit the ceiling if they sent you another confused admit today" Nurse: "Yes!...
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    Orders from hell...

    Ah, yes, the home o2 eval. Especially crazy when they are only 90% on 4L/min at
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    Orders from hell...

    Respiratory or blood pressure parameters for a comfort measures only patient's
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    Orders from hell...

    diet orders for a patient with an NGT to
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    Orders from hell...

    I worked at a teaching hospital years ago when orders were hand written (no computer to prompt someone that the order may not be advisable). Each year we got a new set of interns. Without fail I would...
  21. ALFs are notorious for crappy staffing and high turn over. Management is all about the bottom line-MONEY. Find a new job because things will only get worse with this situation. In my experience, jobs...
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    Unreasonable requests

    I first try to refer them to when the doctor rounds, especially for unreasonable requests. If they are still in my face I give them the office number, where they can request to speak with the doctor...
  23. Mandated numbers would be a nice start but it will never take into account the workload of a specific assignment. My facility does a pretty good job of not going over a given number of patients per...
  24. Somewhere, the maintenance team just joined rapid response
  25. "Darn it, he had to go do this at shift change! This incident report wil take FOREVER to fill