Dancehall Doctor

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    hit relpy ,then

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    “virginity was guarded like the Twinkie room at Graceland,” and you had to go steady and give up your letter jacket just to get a kiss on the mouth. He didn’t plan to marry again, he’d just...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    This topic has lagged! He is walking in my tracks ,but he will never fill my shoes - by Jerry Lee

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Whenever I used to ask my grandmother what we were having for dinner, my grandpa would always get this ornery look on his face and say, "Hog **** and hominy". That politician is so crooked he can hide...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thats as screwed up as swimming

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    These are slicker that "snot on a Goats Glass

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Just got back ,Good Job FOlks! keep em

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    “I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.”---Harriet Tubman There are many forms Of slavery

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    I guess Mysubscription ran out here,had to check back in. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    aint got the brains god gave a pis# ant. (looks sad) you look like somebody stole your dog walkin in high

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Come On Lets Hear them!!!! "Ugly as Homemade soap" "So ugly he could make a freight train take a dirt

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nice body, but ugly face dreamboat body...shipwreck face is what I call

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have said for 20 years . __________ if it harelips the Devil! A friend once told me about a job he did. He said the Job went in "slick a snot on a hoe handle" I tought i'd bust a gut...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Are any of Y'all good folks enjoying

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Tennessee Ten Commandments ________________________________________ Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    More screwed up than a soup

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    so tired I wouldn't walk ten feet to see a piss-ant f***k an elephant!!! Keep it going add

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Handy as hip pockets on a hog. So ugly that his mama takes him everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye. Looks like he sorts bobcats for a living. I Got a Million of them ,most...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    These have languished in obscurity too long!!!!!!!! 'I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.' " For someone confused: "I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt." She's so pretty...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    If you sneeze around she will say, "Scat, cat, get your tail outa the gravy!" Go figure. My step-grandmother-in-law (whew!) calls that white stringy sinewy stuff that you have to trim off of raw...

  22. Salute to Nurses everwyehere

    Dancehall Doctor replied to edchunt's topic in General Nursing

    read this and thought id shareand say ==Thanks to You ALL! I Had a baby die on me tonight :-( I am an ER nurse and had a little one die this morning. It has made me so upset I feel sick. Parents hug...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Here iis one I Liked. He or she is so fat when they dance the band skips!^selah Keep it going

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Squirming around like minks on a griddle." "Red As a Jaybird's A$$," "couldn't organize a Pi$$-up in a brewery" Never admit to more than you're accused of Gauge- Like a Harley T shirt I saw Once it...

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    Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author