Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor
“virginity was guarded like the Twinkie room at Graceland,” and you had to go steady and give up your letter jacket just to get a kiss on the mouth. He didn’t plan to marry again, he’d just...
Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor
Whenever I used to ask my grandmother what we were having for dinner, my grandpa would always get this ornery look on his face and say, "Hog **** and hominy". That politician is so crooked he can hide...
Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor
I guess Mysubscription ran out here,had to check back in. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest...
Dancehall Doctor replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor
I have said for 20 years . __________ if it harelips the Devil! A friend once told me about a job he did. He said the Job went in "slick a snot on a hoe handle" I tought i'd bust a gut...