zombieghoast

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  1. Master's degree

    The only master's I see worth while is NP but that is another 50k down the
  2. I'm Stumped

    4th graders are my frequent flyers. What sucks if the teacher doesn't allow them to come see me then the teachers could get into trouble if the students are seriously
  3. Two more hours! Two more hours!

    its gonna be a lot of knees-to-chest
  4. Two more hours! Two more hours!

    two hours and 17 minutes. I am running out of here like a gazelle jacked up on
  5. Friday....Are you there???

    I sent home 3 kids for fevers in the first 10 minutes of
  6. C/O chest pain

    Whats the best assessment for a student complaining of chest pain? I always ask if they have a cold or been coughing a lot or if it is heart burn. If they say no to either I check their HR and BP and...
  7. The After School Thread

    I get that a lot from my friends and fellow
  8. Friday....Are you there???

    Its weird because I get grossed out by pimple popping videos but I love seeing gross hospital stuff. I once saw a rectal/lady partsl fistula caused by rectal cancer and it smelled like rotting
  9. Friday....Are you there???

    I am reading this as I eat my
  10. The After School Thread

    I can't imagine having kids right now. The thought of having to be a responsible adult and be an example is
  11. The After School Thread

    I have no responsibilities of children! Everyone on the thread pretty much has
  12. The After School Thread

    Yesterday I came home, ran, went out for dinner, and then watched dr. who. I am only in my
  13. Does it always get nuttier at Christmas?

    Its not yet hectic. The beginning and the end of the year was bad last
  14. Nurse Teacher conference

    I would add get a principal to be on your side. If this teacher doesn't listen to you then they have to listen to an
  15. Random Thoughts: School Nurses

    Had an oops today. Kid came in after lunch complaining of not feeling good. I asked where his pass was(every student has to have a pass to see me or be walked down by a teacher, can't just tell them...
  16. Frustration with office staff

    This Friday I have to take a personal day off because I am involved with the school district's Christmas musical. I notified my nursing supervisor a month ago I needed a sub nurse and unfortunately no...
  17. Teacher disciplining student in your office

    There is no real reason for her to get mad at the student if he isn't a FF. I got kids who will happily wet themselves and don't see an
  18. Students without clothing

    I do not clean up students. They are old enough to clean themselves. If it is a special needs child who needs help cleaning themselves up then a para will do this. If there is still an issue you can...
  19. "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    Right about now I am like the penguin from the Madagascar movie, "You didn't see
  20. what do the students call you?

    I go by my first name because it feels too weird to be called by my last name and also I don't think a bunch of elementary school kids can say Nurse
  21. Is it Friday Yet?

    I feel so giddy because today is my Friday! I am going to be walking out with a pep in my
  22. "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    My favorite thing is when a kid will walk up to me and be within inches of my face and tell me "I THINK I GOTTA THROW UP . Please take a step
  23. Frustration with office staff

    They don't get my tickets on a discount. GOTTA PAY FULL
  24. Frustration with office staff

    They actually got in trouble last year because there was a girl in my clinic waiting for me because she was having an asthma attack. I don't get to my school til 9 and she was waiting for about 30...
  25. "I feel like I'm gonna puke"

    I usually give them a cup of water and if they don't puke it up in 5 minutes I send them right back. I get too many kids with this