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  1. Please Help with HUGE Decision

    sauce replied to EMEddie's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    PA school is expensive. not really worth the cost compared to NP. better education but if you go to a GOOD np school usually that will be more monetary satisfying. If I'm gonna dump 100k i don't wanna...

  2. Integrative Health & Healing DNP--is it worth it?

    sauce replied to LilRNonthePrairie's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    lol waste of money. if you want to teach people yoga start a yoga class. That title is just another BS way for the college to make some more cash off of you. Also, 1k per credit is ridiculous. wholy...

  3. Paging Doctor Nurse

    sauce replied to sauce's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    The only doctorate ill ever get is one in trollatology. Doesn't offer much pay increase but its probably one of the most fun degrees. I didn't get the fraud liability certificate though so somebody...

  4. Paging Doctor Nurse

    sauce replied to sauce's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    And the Dr. of surgical technology will hand the tools out, the Doctor of scrubology will help with cleaning the patient and the surrounding areas, the Dr. of RFNAology will help suture superficial...

  5. Glut of NPs in coming years?

    sauce replied to Jules A's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    I was chugging some water after my morning workout today and was reminded of the future for us nurse practitioners.

  6. Mid Level practitioner best for surgery.

    sauce replied to apjacobs's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    If you are hard set on surgery usually the only way to do anything more than simple ID, sutures, assisting is to be a doctor. If this is out of the question all else aside surgeons are more likely to...

  7. Scary co-worker. What to do?

    sauce replied to blondenurse12's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    If they aren't going to address it then you will have to. Just ask her why she does what she does and see if she's open to correction. If not then you could always hint to the boss you feel as if you...

  8. DNP vs MD

    sauce replied to healthstar's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    It is rather confusing isnt it jules. Nursing elites are infatuated with being the best yet they decrease educational

  9. DNP vs MD

    sauce replied to healthstar's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    Idk but she probably used nursing theory to come to that conclusion. I might go fly an airline on that theory also. I mean if I crash it's just my license right.... i think bee is a troll. Which I...

  10. DNP vs MD

    sauce replied to healthstar's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    Well, most of the people that seem to think an NP education is equal to a physicians still have yet to go through his or her program. Not quite sure where they get their information from. People fail...

  11. DNP vs MD

    sauce replied to healthstar's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    what fluid dynamic law explains why aneurysms worsen over time pressure/volume/flow on ventilators- please explain the physical laws behind this. science behind the doppler ultrasound, CT scan, MRI,...

  12. FNP working in Psych??

    sauce replied to FNPAPN's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Total gym doesn't make chuck norris diaphoresis, chuck makes total gym diaphoresis. but he did sweat a little bit after taking his daily swim in the plasma of the sun, hence where my sample came

  13. FNP working in Psych??

    sauce replied to FNPAPN's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    yeah it was a tough day. I'm just glad i saved my elixir of chuck norris sweat so i could make it

  14. Paging Doctor Nurse

    sauce replied to sauce's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    oh you know I like to spice things up a little bit. It is my

  15. FNP working in Psych??

    sauce replied to FNPAPN's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    well just yesterday i had to do a craniotomy while attempting to redose this actively suicidal patients haldol.... all while attempting to place a new heart in a 25 year old male with genetic...

  16. DNP vs MD

    sauce replied to healthstar's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    I know right.... Person A= 8 years as CNA, 5 years LPN, 2 years RN, 2 years fnp, and 4 years DNP person B= 4 years science based undergrad, 4 years medical school, 4 year residency, 9 years as full on...

  17. DNP vs MD

    sauce replied to healthstar's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    I think jules is referring to nurse practitioner education, not crna education. CRNA education is known to be more rigorous than NP education and more specialized. But excluding crnas, there is no way...

  18. Does it bother CRNA's that MDA's get so much more...?

    sauce replied to ICU, RN, BSN, B.S.'s topic in Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA

    Paging doctor nurse, doctor nurse, paging doctor nurse doctor nurse. lol

  19. Glut of NPs in coming years?

    sauce replied to Jules A's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Eh, to accurately predict the future of the nurse practitioner just look at the field of law. No other information is needed or required. Thanks Just making it

  20. Question about meds

    sauce replied to russianbear's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    If you want a leg up on everybody else youtube the pharmacology of the most common medicines. Just by putting effort forth you will outpace 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of nurses...

  21. Where do you work as an NP?

    sauce replied to kaylom9's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    emergency department, main section, managing the same stuff the md does for a quarter of the pay. Still pays pretty well into six figures though, rather rural area. They let us put in lines and...

  22. To Go for DNP or Not?

    sauce replied to 2016BSNGraduate's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    I have no idea in the world why anybody would get a dnp degree. Why not just go to medical school. What benefit does a DNP add in most cases.... none... People say leadership and stuff but you learn...

  23. NPs working with chiropractors

    sauce replied to mystcnurse's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Ive heard chiro school is pretty tough esp on the anatomy

  24. NP school reputation

    sauce replied to Jules A's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Most docs could care less about the rn experience. Ones i worked for previously did care about the school, and had a few on a no-hire list due to previously bad experiences. Nurse experience helps in...

  25. Does your first job define you?

    sauce replied to MallysMama's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    We haven't paid all our dues till we die. right?