Flare ASN, BSN

school nursing, ortho, trauma

Queen of Quite a lot

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    Christmas Break!!!

    Flare replied to Supernrse01's topic in School

    i saw! I was
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    Christmas Break!!!

    Flare replied to Supernrse01's topic in School

    Merry christmas and happy break everyone!! Anyone want to place the over/ under bet on the number of fractures you'll return to thanks to kids getting hover boards for
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    Vomit Happens

    Flare replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    How dare you come to work without your crystal ball!! Seriously, that teacher's got to get a grip on
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Flare replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I think mine must hum - thus finding correlation for my tinnitus. It's nice to know i'm in good company though and that those nay-sayer co-workers of mine are indeed the ones who are the odd
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    People who don't look before flushing (#2)

    Flare replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    oh you gotta just peek. Then you have that moment of why is it red? - oh yeah - i had beets last
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Flare replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    So this may be mildly on topic.... I saw Farawyn's sugar spill and the Def Leppard classic "Pour Some Sugar on Me" immediately started playing in my mind... it will stay there until replaced by...
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    Christmas Break!!!

    Flare replied to Supernrse01's topic in School

    ahh - last day before break. Now, may my diabetics make sensible choices during class parties and not come down with huge plates full of random carbs and expect me to calculate off the top of my head...
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    Cute things students say.

    Flare replied to GdBSN's topic in School

    oh, i for one can't wait for 2015 to go the heck
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    Cute things students say.

    Flare replied to GdBSN's topic in School

    had to resurrect this thread - I have an 8 year old kid sitting in my office with a stomach ache. I'm sending him home, not a complainer and he's white than my lab coat. So while he's waiting he's...
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    Malingering Monday

    Flare replied to Flare's topic in School

    oh jeeze! That's the least of his
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    Christmas Break!!!

    Flare replied to Supernrse01's topic in School

    Yep, I'm in until Weds, too... and the parade hasn't stopped all morning. IT'S A SHORT WEEK - GET TO
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    Your dream health suite

    Flare replied to MrNurse(x2)'s topic in School

    What's the Hvac system in your office like? Are you at the mercy of the school? Do you have a window unit a/c? Do you have a univent? I had a small heat/ ac unit installed in my ceiling and it's...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Flare replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    But really... doesn't it all come back to psych? I mean really.. no i mean ( waggling eyebrows in a creepy sort of way)
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    Gifts for students

    Flare replied to pcolt2015's topic in School

    no, i just try to be less grumpy ha
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Flare replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I'm all caught up now - i spent my time while watching that movie making notes as to how to train flying monkeys of my own... Of course, my skin never reached the right shade of green unless i was...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Flare replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I always did like the tin man. Do you know that it wasn't until LAST YEAR that i realized that the tin man/ lion/ scarecrow were also the farmhands... i guess that explains the line and you were...
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    OTC Medications

    Flare replied to DEgalRN's topic in School

    exactly.... if i want a little ointment to glob on a wound to seal it up, a&d works nicely so does
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    Not a school nurse but...

    Flare replied to Rose_Queen's topic in School

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    Not a school nurse but...

    Flare replied to Rose_Queen's topic in School

    i've already said too much - and i'm definitely not discussing the tattoo that someone may have gotten after a bottle of pinot noir of the tootsie pop
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    What are some of the most ridiculous requests you have heard?

    Flare replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

    i work in a school - had a kid that swallowed a quarter. Mom called me and told me that they were using plastic grocery store bags to collect and BMs. ok, no problem. he can use me bathroom, i can...
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    Not a school nurse but...

    Flare replied to Rose_Queen's topic in School

    but then everyone would see that ill advised Hanson MMMmmm bop tattoo that a certain someone may or may not have gotten back in the
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    Not nursing, but..

    Flare replied to pistolchick's topic in School

    meh - fotter... fodder. As long as it's not frotter. that would be weird and
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    Your Clinic

    Flare replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    Just wondering how many in your student population ? about 800 pk- 8 Also, how big is your clinic, where is it located ?it's decent size, big enough for 3 cots, 2 desks for my imaginary 2nd nurse and...
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    Guessing game!

    Flare replied to kidzcare's topic in School

    no, i think parents will take advantage of a few precious hours and will want to send their kids for parties and fun -
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Flare replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    I don't have my ruby slippers on but i'm wondering if i click my heels together 3 times...where will i go? Is it footwear