Flare ASN, BSN

school nursing, ortho, trauma

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  1. i reserve the right to judge carts right back if they start judging my shopping
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    This is not why I became a nurse

    ... and if you must clean your self off, don't do it in MY bathroom!! Lord knows I don't need that turned into a muddy
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    When Blood Sugar is too High

    ditto to these. Check ketones when it gets high and insulin as ordered and water. If i see a downward trend then we're good to go, but if not and if there are worrysome ketones present, then yes -...
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    This is not why I became a nurse

    oh, then you missed the amateur orthodontist module that parents expect that we took as well when their kid pops an archwire or displaces a
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    This is not why I became a nurse

    zipper un jamming is taught the lesson after glasses
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    I'm not popular today

    My co workers don't realize that there wasn't a specific learning module in my school nursing classes that involved learning how to fix glasses. I am not good at it. I don't have patience for it....
  7. ah yes... gotta love that... almost as much as i love when the middle schoolers come into my office complaining that they can't breathe and then tell me they have an inhaler in their bag - but of...
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    Nurses Notes/

    I use health master's health office anywhere and i really like it. It's got everything i need - and even Audit trail to keep the courts happy in case i change something. But it's a cost and...
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    The hamster is loose.

    i'm cracking up! I am guessing that if no Hammy Dufrense captures by now, that he did indeed make it to Zihuatanajo. And that the teacher can slip out to PetSmart on her prep and "Miraculously"...
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    Let's encourage each other.

    You guys are the jelly to my peanut butter! you add that something sweet to my day. Sometimes you're the only bright spot in my day. The staff can be needy, the kids can be daunting. People that...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    Wow! He'd wear it and it's not even red!! Really making some progress here,
  12. in my line of work, i tend to get kids that think Axe body spray is the BEST thing everrrrrr! Their scent lingers so long after they leave, it's almost comical. I guess maybe it's better than the...
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    That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    i'm navy and pink
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    Student doesn't eat and I'm the person to fix it!

    I have a few older kids on medications that "don't eat" due to their meds. But will then come down to me periodically c/o stomach aches. I've tried explaining that the morning dose of Ritalin taken...
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    G tube. Help.

    Oh, I am again in agreement with my esteemed colleagues. I would'nt be touching the gtube without having a current md order. Granted, I may not necessarily require a local dr, per se. A copy of the...
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    Cleaning Products in School

    The school itself uses green cleaners. In my office, it's a bit more germ warfare. I figure that I have to "live" in here, I am the one that does the immediate clean-up. I'm using Sanitex, I'm...
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    I'm not popular today

    I always crack up when the students come in with a wiggly tooth and expect me to pull it. For good measure, once i did ask my superintendent if he'd pay for me to go to dental school while he was in...
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    When to send home for "Flu Symptoms"

    i agree - fever is auto out. Recovering from the flu is not. It can take a long time to bounce back from a severe flu - i try to explain this to my students, but some of them, their discomfort...
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    When do you send home for eyes that are pink?

    of course! We're professionals around
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    When do you send home for eyes that are pink?

    i have them return periodically throughout the day if still being bothered. Just last Friday I had one pink eye that started out itchy, and a little watery and by the end of the day both eyes were...
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    Paranoid teacher

    i'm gonna step out of my school nurse cloak and put on my mom jeans for a minute - a rare move for me, i know. If my kid came home and told me she was getting daily temp checks, despite being...
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    Funny student interaction today...

    i have a student that did something similar -punched a tree. Came in yesterday not wearing his splint. I saw him at one point he wanted ice (the fracture is ooollldddd) he tells me he bumped it on...
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    Friday!

    all i know is this is gonna be me in 70
  24. i thought about that until i thought about ESY and the need to keep the diastat handy for my student that liked to have 20 minute long seizures. The verdict was
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    C'Mon Now!

    Yes!! I love