Flare ASN, BSN

school nursing, ortho, trauma

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    Independent Diabetics?

    i am not at the high school level, but i will say this, as my students approach 8th grade, I can see them trying to assert independence. In some cases I can see it and support it, BUT I also make...
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    Those parents who believe everything their kids say

    the gospel according to snowflake! i just
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    FARAWYN, School Nurse to the rescue!

    OMG - too funny!! I say she brings out the "good
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    "Miss, I'm Dying" the musical

    It's really coming together!! This could be an early retirement plan for us all - School nurse the musical - Better get in on the ground
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    "Miss, I'm Dying" the musical

    Can you fix my earring? Can you fix my sock? My locker is jammed Help me open the lock. I got mud upon my sweat pants Playing outside I tripped and fell. It didn't hurt me badly, But I'd like a change...
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    EpiPens4Schools

    i was a lucky duck i guess... they told me that due to the back order they couldn't send them, but then i got my order a few days later. That's the yay. The boo is tha the pens that they sent me...
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    Assessing the student on drugs

    but here's the thing, Roy, with the e-cigs and vapes you can't necessarily smell pot or cigarettes. They don't leave a residual odor on clothing. It may let out a smell in the moment but it's...
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    Help Please!

    a 30 k pay cut is a hard pill to swallow, but if you can swing it, it's so so worth it to be with your kid. A lot of us make up some of the pay difference by picking up some summer work. Summer...
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    "Miss, I'm Dying" the musical

    i think we could be on to something - **a melody plays** (A spot light shines down on a lone student) Dear school nurse oh school nurse Why can't you see? That it may be true that i'm not sick But I...
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    "Miss, I'm Dying" the musical

    oh. i had a command performance of "I'm starving!! I'm going to pass out" this morning. Such an award winning performance that the Admin had to practically carry the student in. He was going to...
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    Assessing the student on drugs

    I don't think it's really THAT necessary that I have it in my pk-8 school given the fact that in the small town district where I work all of the police carry narcan and have a fast response....
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    Uniforms

    That is one of the cons we
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    That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    I'm all blue today in support of a LEO who got severely injured last night. BUT i have a pink t-shirt under my
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    Uniforms

    i have a lot of various clothing in my office through donations, but I weed it out. It's public school here which doesn't use uniforms ( though the principal and I have discussed the pros and cons)....
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    We can all relate!!

    Love this! Printing out and it's going on my wall of infamy right next to the inhaler
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    I'm over the nonsense...

    Love
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    The mid-day blues.

    You forgot one... Did you try using the bathroom? Hope your day is almost over and that you can go home and
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    I don't do well under pressure. Pls help

    i do that as well sometimes. i sometimes stop and ask what kids need -if it's quick, self serve like band aid, ice pack, etc then it's a quick point and back to the 5 minute story about the stomach...
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    I don't do well under pressure. Pls help

    Triage is key. I find that these kids just come up on me and expect to be seen and serviced NOW. But, they have to remember that if they were in a doctors office or even and ER they would have a...
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    I'm over the nonsense...

    Those plastic lanyards gross me out whether it's the nursepass or it's the bathroom pass. TBH, the bathroom pass probably grosses me out more as I am inclined to spray the nurse passes from time to...
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    I'm over the nonsense...

    It's called nursing assessment for a reason. It's the reason why many of us will offer a glass or two or three of water and a period of rest after the alleged vomiting incident. I've learned over...
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    What's the school lunch today?

    i didn't make it near the caf today. Usually some sort of a chicken nugget on Mondays. I had a Turkey sandwich lovingly made by Mr. Flare packed in a brownsack with ma name on
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    Family Protective Services

    I'd say the lion's share of the reports i make are due to claims of physical abuse. I get some that are due to lack of vaccination, but the manner of report comes from not allowing the student into...
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    C'Mon Now!

    so much
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    What's the school lunch today?

    Sometimes our food services puts clever things on the menu that don't really mean anything like "Lucky tray day" or Super Special, when it's pretty much the same thing they always serve. I guess it's...