NanaPoo

NanaPoo

School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg

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  1. C'Mon Now!

    UberEats is a thing in Atlanta. I made the mistake of telling my daughter you can have Krispy Kreme donuts delivered to your house via Uber. I was saying it in a "what have we come to?" sort of way....
  2. C'Mon Now!

    Uber just delivered lunch for one of my 7th graders...C'MON
  3. Unsolicited Advice..do you get this, too?

    Ugh. So the school receptionist calls this morning to tell me a Kindergartener's little sister has lice. Okay...to be nice I'll do a head check when he gets out of chapel. She immediately calls back...
  4. Kids say the darnest things....

    My fave from this year: A 1st grader comes in with his underwear wrapped up in a paper towel and says, "Nurse K, ya know that thing on the wall that's not a toilet?" "A urinal?" "Yeah! I was peeing on...
  5. Contrary to popular belief...

    The rumor at my school is that I was a cosmetologist before I was a nurse...when I first came here I would braid some of the 7th grade girls' hair before classes started because they liked they way I...
  6. handling a willful child

    I think there was a little offense taken because you said, "the other nurse is in her 40's and I'm am young..." I can see where that might be slightly offensive. Anyway, as far as argumentative kids...
  7. Can you be forced to be charge nurse?

    I was charge after 6 months as a new RN on my very first med-surg job. There was such high turnover that it wasn't long before you had seniority on some shifts or some older nurses who had years on...
  8. It is no more

    Good Lord! Where did you go to school?? We sweet Southerners would've never been exposed to such! But I would've flippin' LOVED that! (woops..replying to Union-Jack
  9. 40 Kids out with Fever today...

    Oh my! We had a nasty stomach bug hit FRIDAY NIGHT on a majority of our middle schoolers. Am I lucky or what?? It lasted all weekend. I very reluctantly snuck in this morning and was ready to run back...
  10. Good Kids

    I have a sister and brother (6th & 8th grade) who are the kindest kids on the planet. Well mannered, good students, and everyone loves them. They are always with the "yes m'aam's" here in the...
  11. List all the Nursing Hats you have worn

    18 years in... Office Nurse-Family Medicine Med Surg Inpatient Oncology Hospice inpatient & home x12 yrs Inpatient Rehab/ s/p Joint Replacement & Stroke Allied Health Instructor (teaching MAs)...
  12. What to wear?

    Scrubs. All day, errday. Then I never have to think about what to wear. Except on the weekend when I just stand in my closet and stare at my normal clothes at a complete
  13. School nurse perks :)

    Definitely being at school with my daughter & having her stop by at lunch to give me a hug-only 1.5 more years of that, though! Getting that "no school due to inclement weather" text and dancing...
  14. Who is in the path of Winter Storm Helena?

    We are here in the Atlanta and after Snowpocalyse 2014, we were smarter this time and released schools hours before the storm hit. We get pretty excited down here when we see a snowflake. We're...
  15. A Kindergartener just came into my office

    When I ask, "how long has your head been hurting?" they always reply with, "since music" or "since Spanish class" as though I have the schedule of every student in the building memorized. I'm like,...
  16. Why? Why? Why?

    Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh! I have been saying this all week. We have a soccer field surrounded by a walking track that our school is so kind to allow the community to walk on. And the community is so kind, in...
  17. We've all been venting

    Of course your door is closed. You have so many bridal gowns to try on and everyone knows it's bad luck to be seen before the wedding in your gown! DUH! My principal was fired in September and his...
  18. Splinters

    I'm at a Christian school with a playground named The Promised Land which I think is hysterical, particularly because the playground equipment is known for giving huge splinters. I call it The...
  19. No IEPs?!?

    I'm almost afraid to say this, but...I'm in a small, private school and I don't do IEPs, 504s (don't even know what that is), or health or visions screenings. I have about 320 students in K-8th grades...
  20. new cool sayings

    I have 2 sayings hanging in my clinic: Do Everything in Love Work Hard and Be Nice to
  21. School Bus Tragedy

    I'm so sorry! I have followed this story all week & kept these families in my prayers. I've thought many times about the teachers & school staff who loved these kids & how I would feel if...
  22. THIS is what bugs me

    Y'all are cracking me up. But if I had a dollar for every kid that told me, "I just threw up in my mouth," I could retire a wealthy woman right
  23. Ah Mondays...(vent coming)

    Y'all are cracking me up. Earlier this year I had a case of missing underwear. A kid peed his pants. I have a small room where my cot is along with shelving, a dorm-sized fridge, and a 2-drawer file...
  24. Ah Mondays...(vent coming)

    My very first Monday morning visit: A 1st grade boy walks in with his underwear wrapped in paper towels & says, "I was in the bathroom & was at the..the..what's that thing on the wall that's...
  25. WHAT?!

    Omiword! Thank goodness for security cameras, right? I'm trying to get someone to give me footage now so I can find out who messed with one of my AEDs. I watched one of my frequent nosebleeders walk...