NanaPoo

NanaPoo

School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg

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  1. Pet Peeve Friday

    Do they even sell slips anymore?? I had to explain to my daughter what a slip is..she literally did not
  2. Today's grossest lunch award goes to...

    Ok, 3ring, your post had me spitting out my lunch right here at my desk. Smooth white pb and hoiking up a kidney. I'm dying. I like tuna, as well. Tuna salad, yummy, but only with mayo (aka white...
  3. C'Mon Now!

    Oh, DoTerra. I swear the good Lord is putting me through some kind of test via Facebook friends who post about essential oils, vaccines causing autism, and what a great, brave guy Donald Trump
  4. Drama Momma

    Aaaaaaaahhh!! So glad I'm not alone. Every Monday morning I say the same thing, "I wonder what weekend accidents I'll be treating
  5. Today's grossest lunch award goes to...

    vyeeenie weenies IS cat food...in weener
  6. C'Mon Now!

    Kid with lice yesterday says, "I can't have lice because I've never had lice before." Yeah, that's how this works. That's pretty much how every disease process, illness, virus, cancer, basically...
  7. Today's grossest lunch award goes to...

    Oh, yes. My dad ate the deviled ham, the Vyeeenie Weenies, potted meat, Beenie Weenies...all those ickie canned foods. And tons of bologna and Little Debbie cakes. He was a marathon runner and thought...
  8. Pet Peeve Friday

    Agreed. My daughter plays competitive VB year-round. Her club has the option of 2 shorts. One is more like a tight granny-panty that goes to the bellybutton around your waist but then reveals butt...
  9. I need a revolving door...

    I don't even have a door. I've been citing HIPAA, FERPA and anything else I can think of in an attempt to get one for the past 3+ years. My kids just stroll in and start with, "SOOO, I've had this...
  10. The "Best" Nurse Pass Notes

    "His ear hurts when he blinks." Would it be wrong to write back, "I
  11. Pet Peeve Friday

    These are middle schoolers. If they showed 6 or 7 inches of their chest, they'd basically expose from their belly button to their
  12. Pet Peeve Friday

    We don't have cleavage issues. We have a required polo that doesn't unbutton far enough to allow cleavage so that's not an issue. Skorts being too short is our issue. The uniform policy for both boys...
  13. Pet Peeve Friday

    Dress codes...aaargh! I'm at a Christian private school and dress codes are written for male and female students but I have NEVER had a male student sent down for breaking dress code. EVER. Even...
  14. Today's grossest lunch award goes to...

    Diarrhea Sandwiches...I'm totally giving my kid this answer when she asks what's for dinner
  15. I hate that everyone knows I speak Spanish !

    I learned quickly not to let people know I spoke Spanish because nurses were constantly asking me to interpret for them to save time waiting for the hospital translation services to arrive to the...
  16. Today's grossest lunch award goes to...

    My dad calls Vienna Sausages "vy-eeeniee weeniees." But I have always believed my parents take some kind of sick pleasure in pronouncing everything incorrectly over and over again in my presence just...
  17. How many kids do you see in a day?

    I have 315 kids in a K-8 school. I average about 40 visits/day. My heaviest day so far was 65 during flu season. Several of my visits each day are repeat
  18. A color run????

    Lost her voice for three months?? I wonder if my mom would like to go on a color
  19. Bed bugs

    I had no idea there were bed bug-sniffing dogs, either. You learn something every day. I guess I can go to bed
  20. I can't win for losing

    Good grief. This is absolutely beyond
  21. It smells like...

    Ha! I have a little girl that says, "it always smells so nursey in
  22. A color run????

    What about your kids with food dye
  23. Phone calls to parents.

    My computer documentation system also allows me to forward my documentation to the parent via email. So I generally add a little note to the parent at the bottom of my documentation and forward it on...
  24. Licegate 2017

    Job
  25. Any parochial school nurses here?

    I work for a private Christian school in GA and the pay is pretty awful. I don't mind saying: it's $115/day right now and that's only for the days that I work (180 days per year). That comes out to be...