You don't have cold cream? Get your chiz together, Farawyn! Although I did get chastised by an 8th grader last week for not having concealer. Her undereye bags were intolerable. Intolerable, I
We are a Christian school. This week the kids can dress out of uniform as long as they meet the "modesty guidelines.: aka "no tight pants, yoga pants, tank tops." I tell my daughter "don't go looking...
My father-in-law used to be very manipulative and controlling and tell my husband and I how to run our lives. About 3 years into our marriage (and 8 years total into our relationship) I blew up and...
Just this morning. 4th grade girl: My leg hurts. Me: How long has it been hurting? 4th grade girl: 5 minutes. Me: Have you been sitting in an uncomfortable position? 4th grade girl: Yes. Me: Wiggle...
NanaPoo replied to seconddegreebsn's topic in General Nursing
Whoa. I've had a very well controlled seizure disorder since my teens and I will NOT be informing my employer of it. It is absolutely not their business that I have it and that my last seizure was...
Oh, geez. That's awful. I was removing a splinter once and realized I was touching heads with the student. I was paranoid for days, getting hubby to check my head. I also have a 5th grader and lay...
I had FOUR kids fake concussions in one day. Actually, last week was my liars and fakers week. I actually just immediately reported the serious liars back to their teachers because it was getting so...
I've had LOTS of IV sticks and they're always when I'm dehydrated and super low on potassium. I'm a hard stick then. I don't find them all that painful as long as I get a warning and can take a deep...
I had FOUR kids come to the clinic faking CONCUSSIONS yesterday. These children are now faking HEAD INJURIES! What is this world coming to? I asked my daughter if there's a concussion symptom flyer...
Funny. I spent a very brief time teaching MA courses at a for-profit "college" until I realized admin was requiring me to pass students who were cheating and failing. I refused to send "healthcare...
Kidzcare, That's funny, Hubby is always calling me a hardass. A middle schooler stole my diet lemonade from the clinic fridge last week and got detention for it (well, it was on the list of many...
I emailed a mom regarding her 10 yr old Precious Princess' chronic headaches. After twice daily visits to the clinic, I decided to suggest she take her for a doctor visit. Mom responded, "Yes, we are...
I haven't seen a contract yet but, as soon as I do, I'm signing up for year two! And thanks to those who say year two is better. I'm crossing my fingers that I'm not so sick next
I KNOW! What was up yesterday? Full moon? During the DAY? I think I broke my visit record. It wasn't nutty visits. Just a lot. Non-stop stream of kiddos with goofy complaints. "My waist hurts when I...
Field Day is coming. Yay! We just happen to have multiple students with various injuries...several broken bones throughout the school. A teacher has questioned whether we should allow these students...