Ohmydearsweetlordinheaven......you've got to be kidding me. I'd have to say, "you mean that squeezie thingie with the Velcro?? I was wondering what in the hellfire that
If my patient asks for their pain med and it is time, their V/S allows for said pain med, I will administer this med as quickly as possible leaving all judgment aside...it doesn't really matter...
NanaPoo replied to applesxoranges's topic in General Nursing
Oh, brother. Sounds like my FIL who requires that his wife go to bed with him regardless of whether SHE is tired or not because he is unable to sleep without her there. Yeah, my hubs would...
Ok...gimme a comeback for my kid who ends every complaint with "...it's killing me." As in: My head hurts so bad it's killing me. My shoulder hurts so bad it's killing me. My throat hurts so bad it's...
HAHA... A student walked in yesterday saying, "my leg hurts so bad I can't walk on it." I said, "well, you're walking on it now sooooo....you may want to describe that pain some other
I need another turn in the ridiculous reasons room. So, a 7th grader runs in this morning (he's a FF) and says, "I think my thumb's infected." I say, "Thumb? I saw you yesterday. There was nothing...
If you're an organized person who knows how to prioritize your life and your studies, you can totally do it. I was in my upper 20's, married without kids and I did it with a lot of hard work. I...
Ahh..thank you for the resource!! Add me to the missed fracture club. I had a girl who's had 2 buckle fractures in the past year and I missed them both. She showed minimal pain after a fall (well, two...
I worked on my original license for 2.5 years then moved to a neighboring state that wasn't a compact state. I allowed that original license to expire. 4 years later I moved back to that first state...
A KINDERGARTEN teacher brings an unmarked gel capsule to me today and says it was in her student's pocket. The student says "my aunt put it in my pocket and told me to take it this morning. It's for...
Ugh..I've had one parent that blatantly and obviously wrote in dates for her kid's vaccinations. Mom just took the old certificate of immunization that the doc signed in 2007 and wrote in her kid's...
We have a 1st grade teacher that loves to pull teeth and actually keeps count of how many she pulls each year. So, I say, "if you want it pulled, go see Mrs. D." Mrs. D actually gets mad if she thinks...
Congrats! I'm in a private school also but, thankfully, had a clinic all set up and going when I showed up. We use the resources of a local and very large pediatric hospital that provides guidance and...
NanaPoo replied to SchoolNurseTXstyle's topic in School
Dare I say it?? It has been quite light in the clinic for 3 weeks. That is after the start-up from hell for the first 3 weeks of school. But thank heavens for low visits this week and kids who seem...
The visits, travel, paper/computer work, stress described above...all true. But if hospice is in your bones, you'll love every single bit of it. And your case managers will love you if you're an...