Now I'm about to go all yoga hippie in my clinic & get some peppermint oil. We have a serious fruit fly issue, too! If I don't eat my lunch fast they'll eat it
How are you qualified to track the source when you aren't even qualified to DIAGNOSE??? Good Lord, woman!! Ok, I have had about 5 coughing fits from laughing so hard at you guys today. STOPPP
Oh, good grief. Did the student interrupt your meditation pose just to ask you for one of your many essential oils?? Yes, the essential oils are bugging me right now. My daughter's new math teacher is...
Omiword!! I had a student that had lice for 2 months (said the lice salon lady) and the next day mama was going around telling everyone it was MY fault! Huh? I'm the one who found it but it was still...
Ugh, me too! My principal was waiting on me to discuss an issue that was apparently still hanging from Friday. Gotta love a concussion that happens as I'm walking out the door on Friday afternoon!...
Oh, I'm so sorry! We lost a fellow mom here at school last fall to breast CA with mets. Her daughter is in class with mine. She and I spent many birthday parties together, field days, class parties,...
Goodness, I'm sitting in my sweet little clinic at my precious little Christian private school and come across this wonderful thread about head lice and think, "oh, good! This is just what I need...
I don't know. I'm a big weenie and I got tagged everyday by the big, redneck, bully kids in dodgeball. It was awful. I was the smallest kid in class every.single.year. I'm still the smallest kid from...
Aww, so sweet. I'm glad you get to see him today. I remember getting sentimental seeing commercials about kids going off to college and thinking I'll just die when my kiddo goes away. But, right now?...
Having been a patient roughly 3 times in the past 3 years I can tell you I HATED bedside report. I always have a horrible time sleeping in the hospital and usually can fall asleep by 5 a.m. and really...
I do advise parents to check heads regularly but do they listen?? Apparently not because I'm finding kids with lice infestations in all stages. My first graders are in bad shape! If I have a first...
I missed this! Every Christmas season our PTF gives all teachers & staff a "paid half day for Christmas shopping" as a gift. A PTF person comes in and works for us voluntarily but I didn't think I...
We leave at noon on 12/18. Well, the nurse and kids leave at noon on 12/18. I imagine the teachers stay the remainder of the day to finish up final grades which is why I LOVE being the school...
Dr Oz or The Doctors...UGH!! Last week I was sitting in my neurologist's waiting room and had the wonderful opportunity to see most of an episode of The Doctors and found out my lady parts may be...
School Nurse: I never work a weekend, holiday, summer, evening, or night. I get a week for winter break and a week for spring break. My hours are Monday-Friday, 7:45-3:15. All that time off makes up...
I have one little girl (she's a 2nd grader this year) who does NOT know how to keep a family secret. I can't look her mom in the eye because I feel like I just know too much about her. When I first...
In nursing school I said, "just get me through psych and peds rotations and I swear I'll never be back." I did med/surg and hospice for the majority of my first 15 years of nursing and guess what I do...