NanaPoo

NanaPoo

School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg

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  1. Detox in Jail?

    Oh, Glycerine, I'm not a corrections or psych nurse but you have my heart & prayers! I'm not even close to my sister at this stage in life but if I thought she were going through something like...
  2. Client vs Patient

    I've been a nurse for 17 years. This is not a new "push" or trend. When I entered my first med-surg unit in 1999, we were told to call the people in our care "customers", never "patients". I agree as...
  3. This is a new one...

    I love the 8-ball idea. My hubby kept one at his upper management job for awhile. His favorite answer was "Ask Again
  4. This is a new one...

    Ha! I get the, "can I leave my diseased kid with you while I work on my sub plans?" thing ALL the time. I also get the bizarre questions that clearly exhibit extreme confidence in my abilities. I...
  5. Needlestick

    Hold it now. Did RNdynamic just accuse someone of being attention
  6. Ammonia Inhalant

    Oh, there's nothing like a good sternal rub. It's also good for waking the kid up in the morning when nothing else
  7. Boy/Girl Who Cried WOLF Syndrome

    Ugh! I've been that way with fractures the past few weeks. Everyone thinks they've broken their arm or their ankle all the time. A 6th grader's ankle popped, you know that cracking/popping noise, as...
  8. And so it begins...

    Oh, and then I banned my own kid from anything that plugs in, charges or has a remote. So, there's
  9. Ammonia Inhalant

    I've had them used on me many a time (I was a child fainter). They are ever so unpleasant. I have them, too. I think I have a dark side that looks forward to the moment I finally get to be the user...
  10. Educate, educate, EDUCATE!

    Ha! When I was a nurse mom and not a school nurse I went to my daughter's 3rd grade class to teach summer safety. I brought summer fun stuff like water bottles and floats for everyone (from the dollar...
  11. And so it begins...

    Sully, you're killing me. 16 more days of ever-failing attitudes here. Mine may be slipping the fastest. Teachers are sending anything & everything to me. Monday a 2nd grade teacher was standing...
  12. I don't have time to pee!

    Wait, what are you doing in the hall to your colleges? I got stuck
  13. "I feel like kicking you in the
  14. So I kind of messed up

  15. What info for sub nurses?

    I have a little set-up and break-down routine I go through every morning and afternoon (un/locking drawers/closet, getting ice, med count, etc). I've listed that out in steps and put it in a notebook...
  16. Has nursing made you negative?

    17 years of nursing has made me more compassionate and helped me to see all sides of the human race and the suffering that comes with it. It's 23 years of marriage that has made me negative, bitter,...
  17. I need a little guidance

    Wait, what? We're allowed to use a doctor's
  18. My Day So Far

    Exactly! Like seeing the toilet and realizing you suddenly have to
  19. Friday!

    I totally missed out on the mermaid discussion...heading off to
  20. Entitlement - Are We Making The Problem Worse?

    So then did you hold up THAT
  21. Entitlement - Are We Making The Problem Worse?

    Pain is what the patient says it is? I preached this one until I became a school nurse. So, when a 7th grader came this year with a laceration drawn on his finger with a red marker and saying it was...
  22. EC holds from other facilities

    EC=enteric
  23. Field Trips!!!

    I only have 1 diabetic student and his mom or dad go on all his trips. Awesome parents. My ADHD kids either have a parent go, skip their med or have a teacher administer the med. My teachers take an...
  24. This Principal...

    Our PTF shows these at Teacher Appreciation luncheons. Hysterical
  25. I'm convinced our school doesn't need a nurse

    The 1st grade lice epidemic was my fault this year...I heard one of the moms sharing this info in the hallway. THEN, she announced it on our school's facebook page. That was the peak of my school...