NOADLS

NOADLS

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  1. Lab Values

    I keep a book in my office with all of that information on a
  2. About paying off student loans

    Got ridiculous student loans? Move somewhere where there are no reciprocal agreements with where you are currently and don't pay
  3. At least he made the effort to sort of
  4. Nurses and Financial Freedom

    Make $100K a year by grinding out extra shifts and live like you make $15K a
  5. If you want to work daytime hours Mon-Fri, enjoy the traffic, management and other irritable people that are confined to that schedule. At least on shift work, you get time away from those issues on a...
  6. I Love Night Shift

    Get paid more to do less. If you really want to work during the day, please go right ahead my
  7. If that ever happened (which it won't because I am invincible) and a nurse tried to help me with that, I'd respectfully tell them that they are above that and they should be getting a CNA to do that....
  8. That's the CNA's job. Definitely below me or any other nurse to be doing
  9. I am actually very helpful to the nurses working on the floor. They get to give medications uninterrupted when I am present. I tell them that during their med passes that if any assessments or any...
  10. Charge nurse/ years of experience

    Over 2 years. Some exceptions have been made where above satisfactory performance is the main
  11. Drug seekers

    Caving in to this patients unreasonable demands is not the solution. Documented education regarding risks of the patient's requests and documented instances of behaviors will be the precursor to this...
  12. Nursing makes me hate fat people

    Prior to getting into nursing, I used to despise fat people. However, I received the best nursing advice from a "fat person." Do as little as possible and get paid as much as possible. Now every time...
  13. 4 Point Restraints in the ER. Is that Abuse?

    This is one reason I would be enticed to work in the acute / ER. If my patients are being difficult, they get restrained. I'll [probably] never have that benefit in LTC. Restraints are not abuse....
  14. LTC - charge nurse Even if I am paid marginally less than what my acute care counterparts are getting paid, I can guarantee that I am doing a lot less
  15. And whoever misses the first post of mine in the thread and counts my second one as my first has to do some "butt wiping or other yucky stuff" on their next
  16. But it is so much more gratifying once you've tracked down that
  17. How to keep awake at night-Coffee

    Candy crush is free... and you don't have to move anything other than your hands and
  18. How to NOT Aid a Cheater?

    I am all for cheating when it comes to writing papers. Waste of time and most of the time will completely unrelated to the job you land. Just ask for money in exchange for service. Even something...
  19. I caught whiff of it and I've delegated a CNA to clean up the
  20. social media problem

    I am a controversial **** stirrer on facebook, but I'll never get called on it. Hint: don't use your real name on facebook. Keeps work and family lengths away from you where neither need to
  21. Nurses forced to work as aides

    Having to work beneath your license on a frequent basis is bad for professional development. Just the thought of that would give me severe diarrhea if I were thrown into that
  22. blood pressure

    Probably a joke by someone who pulls numbers out of their... um... whenever they're too lazy to actually take the
  23. Pt threw a bedpan...

    Get an order to have them in restraints whenever they want to do #1 or #2. That'll show
  24. The HARD Truth for most nurses

    Some jobs don't require us to wipe bums. Some jobs allow us to delegate