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NOADLS

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  1. What's the meanest thing a patient has said to you?

    NOADLS replied to fangirl's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Less work for you. More work for the white

  2. What's the meanest thing a patient has said to you?

    NOADLS replied to fangirl's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Had a patient tell me he would eat my first born child. Had to explain to him that I don't have kids and as I went into further detail, I told him that kids poop and I don't clean that stuff, so I'll...

  3. IS THIS TRUE???

    NOADLS replied to nurse2211's topic in General Nursing

    I got to practice on someone with DD implants. Double

  4. Open mouth, insert foot...

    NOADLS replied to Christy1019's topic in General Nursing

    When I was a student and were practicing bagging a body, no one wanted to use that word and I casually said "bag it and tag it." All heads turned towards

  5. Nursing and the sex industry

    NOADLS replied to itsme0987's topic in General Nursing

    mmmmmmm.. love that

  6. What is the worst case of bullying you've seen in your nursing career?

    NOADLS replied to Guest878640's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    One CNA I know if notorious for doing her makeup on the last few minutes of shift so that she's dolled up when she is heading out. She usually went with the racoon eye look because she is coming off...

  7. Shift change rant

    NOADLS replied to Nurse Molly's topic in General Nursing

    File for overtime. Where I work, there's a box where you have to write in the reason for it and write in "relief nurse socializing. Did not give report until 6:30." When management sees that you are...

  8. Threatened by patient

    NOADLS replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    If I ever gave such crappy direction to those working under me, I'd hope someone has the sense to tell me to screw off and call security / the cops anyways. A lot easier to give nursing care to...

  9. How to eat on night shift

    NOADLS replied to Birdy2's topic in General Nursing

    One of my girlfriends has been doing 1200 for the last month. No signs of her looking fatigued or starved. If anything, she looks like she's in great

  10. Which was more stressful: nursing school or actually working as a RN?

    NOADLS replied to fatrabbit's topic in General Nursing

    School was definitely harder. Having to learn and become somewhat proficient at a chunk of skills I'll probably never use AND having to make it look like I give half a

  11. New Grad - Ain't he special!

    NOADLS replied to hppygr8ful's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    New grads need to know the expectations when it comes to that stuff. I'll defend him on principal that I don't believe we should be cleaning poop, but that's something he should have had clarified...

  12. Quest for more cash, what are my options as an RN?

    NOADLS replied to mhy12784's topic in General Nursing

    Do more overtime than the Chicago Blackhawks and you'll easily rake in six figures. I've seen floor nurses make more than their manager counterparts just by putting in the time. A good mix is one...

  13. PLEASE HELP! fired/demoted RN still on orientation

    NOADLS replied to jrobbin44's topic in General Nursing

    If they're paying you the RN wage, take the job as a sitter. You're going to be doing a lot less work and getting paid the same. You can look for another RN job while you're working as a sitter. This...

  14. whats for lunch

    NOADLS replied to mvm2's topic in General Nursing

    I'd never pick the nursing station to do that. The family members go there

  15. Nursing Shortcuts: What works for you?

    NOADLS replied to Brian's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Looking behind my back prior to using one of my shortcuts so it doesn't turn into a "look what they just

  16. I got the job as a state surveyor....what to expect?

    NOADLS replied to 89**11's topic in General Nursing

    "Cash bribes

  17. That one nurse...

    NOADLS replied to addylpn's topic in LPN, LVN Corner

    Just a matter of time before someone takes a nice dump over this princess's

  18. Liking members at AN

    NOADLS replied to Jules A's topic in General Nursing

    I know I am mentioned in a few posts, but there is no need to send me private messages reading "have my

  19. whats for lunch

    NOADLS replied to mvm2's topic in General Nursing

    Notice how I said "new grads that can't put 2+2 together." I didn't say that new grads can't put 2+2 together. The new grads that can't put 2+2 together are the ones that I eat. No point eating nurses...

  20. whats for lunch

    NOADLS replied to mvm2's topic in General Nursing

    New grads that can't put 2+2

  21. Is it worth it to apply to a hospital that has poor patient reviews?

    NOADLS replied to smooshcrickets's topic in General Nursing

    If they have poor patient reviews, chances are management isn't doing anything to sort things out meaning that this place would be favorable for anyone looking to take it

  22. How did your parents react when you told them you wanted to be a nurse?

    NOADLS replied to futurern_.'s topic in Men in Nursing

    One guy I work with told us that when he showed interest in nursing, his parents told him they'd help cut his member off and started

  23. Your opinion please

    NOADLS replied to AngelKissed857's topic in General Nursing

    Depends on who I delegate the task to. Sometimes they don't get it done before the family

  24. Student Nurse with a poop problem

    NOADLS replied to Grrrse's topic in Men in Nursing

    Male nurse and got a poop problem? Use the "D" -

  25. Day shift vs. night shift

    NOADLS replied to EternalFeather's topic in General Nursing

    I am always crushing something whether it be candy or the spirit of new grads that can't grasp the