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  1. Patients wants a back rub

    I had a pt who we were trying desperately to start an IV on, we had stuck her like 10 times. Finally, she said enough is enough and refused anymore sticks. I really couldn't blame her, anyway, she...
  2. What nursing task do you loathe???

    Placing foleys on morbidly obese people who haven't washed down there in
  3. What nursing task do you loathe???

    Poop
  4. What nursing task do you loathe???

    Ugh, that is why I don't have
  5. Withheld meds

    I learned this recently in our Policy and Procedure committee. Coke is a no-no at our facility. Who knew? Obviously not me and I've been there > 15
  6. What nursing task do you loathe???

    I can't do vomit! So I will suction the heck out of your patient if you'll get my puking
  7. I'm so lucky, nights is my dream job. I would go kicking and screaming and having a 3 y/o temper tantrum if I had to go to days. Hubby would prefer me on days, but it is NOT his
  8. Is it common for nurses to wear squeaky shoes

    If they are comfortable.....squeak on
  9. I Cheated?

    I just put popcorn on, anyone want
  10. I Cheated?

    Just know Tylay, that falsifying documentation will cost you your
  11. I Cheated?

    So are you going to go to the school and tell them you cheated? You may not get into that program but it doesn't mean that you can't reapply. If you do decide to reapply to a program I hope you...
  12. I Cheated?

    Gotcha, I told you I wasn't
  13. I Cheated?

    And this is our future nurse? If you wanted to get it off of your chest, you should have went to mass. (I am not catholic btw) One thing I always tell new nurses is.....You will make a mistake, it...
  14. Engagement/Wedding Ring Question

    My hands shrink and swell depending on the season, thus I have lost 3, yes 3, sets of wedding rings over the last 28 years. I now wear a cheap 10 carat slim wedding band. Hubby says the next one...
  15. Bedside Urinals

    I use the trash can, just hang it on the side and make sure it is within
  16. Funny Things Patients Say

    When I worked LTC, I had one resident with a view of the lake. One day she said to me, "if the lake was whiskey, I wish I was a duck. I'd swim to the bottom and never come
  17. We tried this on our step down unit and it didn't work at all. The doctors were asking questions and were getting upset because the nurse would have to ask the other nurse if Mr. So and so had...
  18. We are Nurses and we can do anything

    Mostly repairing broken
  19. I Hate People (my rant)

    I think you need a psychiatrist! (Just poking fun). My son was a horrible teenager, I like him much better now that he is a man. What I really hate is stupid people. You just can't fix stupid, BUT...
  20. Was I right, wrong, or am I going crazy

    Uh oh, don't think you can fool Esme! This is the first post I have seen since you've been back, you were greatly missed
  21. Strange CoWorker Stories

    The cat apparently licked the honey. And just because my name is cardiacfreak, does not mean I am that
  22. What I learned this week (7/11/15)

    That Tylenol is ALWaYS accompanied with tramadol. I learned this from my 85 y/o patient in a very unpleasant manner. I also learned that I cannot educate everyone because they know everything and...
  23. I give in, I'm a COB

    Oh Far, you must know me so well, I really don't do computerese very well. I may not know how to copy the signature, but I am a proud member of the Crusty Old Bat
  24. Lucky he was constipated, or he'd be dead

    So sorry to hear that, Viva, I'll keep you in my
  25. Lucky he was constipated, or he'd be dead

    This happens