ShaneTeam

ShaneTeam

MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS

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  1. Could it really be?

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nurses Rock

    One horse sized duck. *flexes muscles as stepping into Sherman tank* The PP enjoys doing physical

  2. Could it really be?

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nurses Rock

    Well, Far, I heard you like to go out, and run people over when your census is low. And keep track of the points.

  3. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Huh. Where is everyone else? *ducks head back behind

  4. Could it really be?

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nurses Rock

    The PP uses used bed pans for party

  5. LTC is Great

    ShaneTeam replied to ShaneTeam's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    Sorry about the late reply. Thank you for being there to help her. Your story also touches one of the qualities for LTC, the desire to have a close relationship with our

  6. Could it really be?

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nurses Rock

    The PP likes to dull the stylus before starting an IV, and loves the fluffy patients for the

  7. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    But it does fit. Like the unicorn, leprechauns are mythical creatures. And it would actually fit on that part of the chart (hot, not a douche, and has pots FULL of money). *jumps behind tilted...

  8. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nope. Leprechaun. Gay would be the tranny on the other

  9. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    And PLEASE do not forget to provide links to the studies you state *runs out door - closes

  10. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    I believe I was in the middle of an edit when you quoted me. Please read all future posts before

  11. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sorry, but I agree . Plus, anything outside the fun zone, would be out of the presenters league. Though, to be honest, I think I bagged a unicorn. Of course, I might be a bit biased, and both x and...

  12. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yep, trying to fly south of the crazy line, out of the Danger Zone

  13. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yes, because the night is dark, and full of

  14. Meaning of your username?

    ShaneTeam replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    Me neither. But I watched the movie, does that count? Oops, sorry for the

  15. Meaning of your username?

    ShaneTeam replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    No such thing. But, I may have a bone to pick. Really? A French horn for a Baritone

  16. Doc Vader vs pt satisfaction

    ShaneTeam replied to mtjoanna's topic in Nursing Humor

    :roflmao: Way too

  17. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Actually, I thought he looked kind of young, but I guess age is relative. Or is that old age is A

  18. Meaning of your username?

    ShaneTeam replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    I don't think so, but it seems nerdy nurses are band nerds

  19. What path would be easier to get a job in with no experience?

    ShaneTeam replied to Eeramsey's topic in Nursing Career

    I know it can be easy to get wrapped up in what you want to do long term, but slow down and enjoy nursing. Once you get out of school, there is a good chance you will find that you enjoy another...

  20. Meaning of your username?

    ShaneTeam replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    NOOOOOO! Now I am going to be humming that all night! You sure you aren't Ix in

  21. Meaning of your username?

    ShaneTeam replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    Oh, I thought you were going to say it was your favorite drink, or song. Dang it, now I am going to have to look the song up on

  22. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sorry, couldn't see through the tears, laughing too hard. Even my wife couldn't keep her composure. So, when do you think the haters will show up. I feel a bullying or misogynistic lecture

  23. Data and charts

    ShaneTeam replied to AlphaM's topic in Nursing Humor

    :roflmao:

  24. Meaning of your username?

    ShaneTeam replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    Ummm, Baritone, and they didn't give me no chair. Name isn't too

  25. Still feel like a new grad after a year and a half!

    ShaneTeam replied to yayrn's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Agree completely. Give the job a chance. You have a new skill set to learn, and your supervisors know it. Learn all you can, and try to find joy in your new job! Soon, you will be wondering what...