Preciouslilywhite

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1. Elders Say the Darnedest Things!

   Preciouslilywhite replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in Geriatric

   I worked in LTC for almost 10 years, I work in a doctors office and finding it's really not my cup of tea. I miss my geriatric patients

2. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

3. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

   Love this! Reminds me of when I was 8 months pregnant and I heard one of my patients tell another that I used to be one of his best girls but had to fire me since I'd gotten knocked up. True story...

4. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

   Same thing when you're doing a Foley on a male with foreskin and you have to keep rolling it back trying to keep a sterile field...eek...

5. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

   Oh I've had this happen to me and also an MD who would rather give me orders than the "brainless nurse" that paged him in the first place. Temperamental docs...

6. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

   That awkward moment when the MD writes an order to "be careful with this patient. He is very combative."

7. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

8. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

   That awkward moment when your cute little old lady pulls you into her room and tells you to, "Look at that man across the hall. He's so fat, he probably hasn't seen his peter in years!" Or...that awkward moment when you're in the dining room at dinn...

9. That awkward moment when....

   Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

   That awkward moment when you answer the phone by saying what you just charted, "Respirations even and unlabored!" "Uh...this is Dr. So-and-so, I was paged." D'oh!

10. That awkward moment when....

    Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

    That awkward moment when you're collecting a UA via straight cath on a 60 y/o psych patient who thinks she's pregnant and as you're removing the cath she looks down and says "Did you get the whole baby out? I really don't want it." Or...that awkward ...

11. That awkward moment when....

    Preciouslilywhite replied to BSNbeauty's topic in Relations

    That awkward moment when the maintenance guy brings you urine-soaked diapers and pants that your Alzheimer's resident hung up on the courtyard fence to dry...