danolden

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1. kissing a pt/ resident

   danolden replied to Marti Ann's topic in Men

   It doesn't matter if he feels no sexual implications exist, it's the perceptions that are important. Especially when the kissee can't object. Scan the newspapers for articles about sexual abuse of patients. Think people don't read those? One can cult...

2. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   danolden replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Humor

   The nursing home residents had a mysterious wave of headache complaints from only the ladies. It seems the complaints manifested following "relations" with their significant others. The mystery was solved when a shortage of Nitopaste was discovered. ...

3. Potassium piggybacks

   danolden replied to starcandy's topic in General Nursing

   Our kcl piggybacks come in two flavors; central line kcl, and peripheral. Peripheral KCL piggybacks have a smidgen of lidocaine. No problems

4. Why did you become a nurse instead of a doctor?

   danolden replied to GlowBear500's topic in General Nursing

   I grew up wanting to help people. In those days, if you were a man, you became a doctor. I got some experience, saw what doctors did, and what nurses did. I decided I wanted to be there at important times- (a blessing and a curse). I've been a manage...